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So, I dug up the Polaris website and looked through the panelist info, and it seems like the schedule is mostly comlete. So below the cut are my

My Polaris schedule )

A few thoughts.

Saturday night's going to be busy. Boy, it's a good thing there isn't a large & popular event going on at that time!

Oh, wait. At least there's no fucking 1 am panels this year. Seriously, does the programming staff just hate me?

I appear to be alone on half of my panels. Including the one where I really, REALLY don't like the show. No one else seems interested in black superheroes or Scott Pilgrim. Just you wait! Hipster charm will win you over!

There's no sign that there's a Panels in Peril list, so I don't know what they'll do if I'm the only one interested.

I should re-read & re-watch the subjects of my panels, I guess.
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Over on Mark Evanier's blog (which is such a great read, if only for his tales of the origin of Scrappy Doo) he reminds us that it's been 50 years since George Reeves died.

I remember that and I remember the great sense of shock my friends and I all felt. It wasn't the first time we'd heard a favorite TV person had died. Lou Costello had passed away three months earlier. But Mr. Costello's death was pretty normal and anyway, he wasn't Superman. The death of Superman cried out for twists and turns and a surprise ending...and while you played with all that, it was easy to forget how dreadfully sad it was. There was something about George Reeves on TV...some little twinkle and sense of humor that underscored his acting. When I've interviewed Noel Neill, who played Lois Lane to his Clark and Superman, I always ask her, "Was he has nice a man as it seems to us watching at home?" She always replies, "Even nicer." I think I'd rather remember than than the way it ended.


Reeves tenure as Superman predates... well, it predates me, significantly. I saw a few episodes of the show, but mostly I saw the Superman episode of I Love Lucy. Then there was the Afflect movie from a few years back.
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Well, casting news is out on Thor, and it appears YHB was, in fact, correct when he (that is, I) surmised that Brian Blessed would be a good pick for Odin.

(btw; anyone else having trouble with text not appearing on that web site?)

Yeah, get an eyepatch on that guy and it'll be awesome. Isn't the film due for release next summer? So I wonder how much filming time will be, then post will probably take a while.

Of course, that also raises the question (but does not beg it) of whether or not most of it will be greenscreen/CGI or if they'll have location filming and physical effects.

Edit: Apparently, Thor is Not due until '11.
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Another in the ongoing series of joy that is Reel Toronto, it's Exit Wounds. The author seems to go kind of hard on it. I mean, it isn't the worst Steven Segal movie, much less the worst movie filmed in Toronto. But it's always good to get a peek behind the magic movie curtain.
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But this is still very amusing.

Trust me, I need amusement today.
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Over on his website, Peter David ponders the news about a possible Buffy Remake.

I could very well be wrong–in fact, wouldn’t be surprised if I was–but I see this as a big negotiating ploy. I think that at some point the producers must have approached Whedon, he had terms they were reluctant to meet (money, creative control, whatever) and so they’ve gone public with the notion that they’re willing to proceed without him in order to gain negotiating leverage.


He also points out that Gene Roddenberry was strongly involved with Star Trek: The Motion Picture, but encouraged people to skip The Wrath of Khan. Which is, at the very least, an interesting anecdote.
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So, in the halcyon days of the '80s, one man stood for the supremacy of the American male. Rocky Balboa. A plucky, scrappy boxer from Philadelphia, Rocky faced every challenge that came to him with determination and a swollen face.

This is not about him.

Rocky had two great foes he faced in his career. One, a boxer from the mean streets with a neck full of gold and a hunger to succeed (and possibly the Eye of the Tiger. I can't be sure). The other, Rocky's Soviet counterpart, the greatest achievement of Communist Sports Medicine.

Clubber Lang, portrayed in a career making role by Mr. T (who would go on to drive the van), defeated Rocky in their first match. Rocky had allowed himself to be softened by success, which left him a ripe target for Lang's prison hardened rage. Although Lang was eventually defeated by Rocky (Spoiler!), Rocky's defeat left him shaken to the core.

Some time later, Rocky would once again be forced back into the ring to face Ivan Drago, a Soviet super boxer. Rocky initially declined to fight Drago, only to have the gauntlet taken up by his one-time adversary, now friend, Apollo Creed. After a James Brown laced opening, Creed would be slaughtered in the ring, LITERALLY, leaving a grief stricken Rocky to take the fight back to the Motherland. After an equally ostentatious Soviet Style pre-show (Red Army Choir & showgirls), Rocky defeated his outsized opponent before giving the audience a tear-stained paean to world peace.

The next day, the Berlin Wall fell.

So! We look now to see who would be triumphant in this battle between Rocky's defeated foes. Would it be the South Side Slugger, or the Iron Curtain? Let's Get Ready to Rumble (and also Violate Trademarks)!

[Poll #1403937]
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That's my problem, you see. I'm unfamiliar with the canon.

I don't know about the back history of this thing, whether this thing is Tolkien's Middle Earth, Fleming's James Bond, or Doyle's Holmes. So if I see a media iteration, I'll assume that's it. Even if I know there's gaping bloody holes in it, I'm fine as long as that's behind the scenes (or at least out of my eyesight).*

I'm usually not familiar with the genre (any genre), even if I love it. No, seriously, I'm a huge fan of Godzilla and other Kaiju, but the US Remake makes up an unacceptable percentage of my viewing history. Most of my knowledge comes from a magazine article that included an illustration of Big G done by John Severin (IIRC). I love the concept of giant monsters, and remember enough that I know that any Godzilla movie with a baby Godzilla is likely to suck. But I don't know the canon.

I'm married to a Trekkie, but my exposure was mostly through CKWS' Saturday afternoon broadcasts which, and I am serious, seemed to consist almost entirely of reruns of Devil in the Dark**. I read a scattering of the novels (which tended to be about the quality of... Well, Star Trek novels). My first consistent exposure to the franchise was TNG, which I still recognized as being off.

Dr. Who? Look, that just scares me. The Canon on that sucker consists of 40 years of TV, much of it only preserved by monastic scribes while society fell around them.

Marvel Comics of the '80s? Sure, I am familiar with that Canon. Champions? I'm familiar with that Canon, mostly by luck. D&D? Canonical by assimilation. Star Wars? Religiously, up until Zahn's atrocious trilogy, which was easy enough (he said sardonically, drinking a hot chocolate while his lightsaber opened with a snap hiss). But then I schismed.

But mostly? I'm not familiar with the Canon.

That's freeing. I can look at something and not go "But that isn't right". I can judge things on their own merits, as much as I'm able to. Experiencing without the depth of history is a valid experience, just as much as approaching it with a bibliographic knowledge of which side of the aluminum foil was used for the Cybermen costume in which specific episode.

So I don't mind that I am unfamiliar with the canon.

* I suspect this is the same reason people can enjoy the LXG film.

** To this day I cannot recall having seen City on the Edge of Forever in full. Or Amok Time. I'm pretty sure I saw the Gangster one. And the Nazi one. And the Jesus one. And the one with the rabbit and Kirk getting beat up by a drunken Irishman.
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A) It sucks quite a bit that you cannot get either Hogfather or Colour of Magic from Amazon.ca OR Chapters. Sure, you can get it from Amazon.com, but they've started charging for duties EVEN THOUGH THEY SHIP FROM MISSISSAUGA.

B) Okay, yeah, we had fun at Trek. But the Fridge moment for that movie (which, admittedly, didn't hit me until Cynra & I were having Timmy's and donuts ten hours later) was a doozy.

We also took in a film from Hot Docs Ron Mann retrospective, which was about the Twist (the link is to an interview of Ron Mann by Peter Gzowski, which will mean nothing to 90% of you).

I really need to learn more about music history. Disco and R&B and, admittedly, Rock is all various types of enigmas for me.
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A) It sucks quite a bit that you cannot get either Hogfather or Colour of Magic from Amazon.ca OR Chapters. Sure, you can get it from Amazon.com, but they've started charging for duties EVEN THOUGH THEY SHIP FROM MISSISSAUGA.

B) Okay, yeah, we had fun at Trek. But the Fridge moment for that movie (which, admittedly, didn't hit me until Cynra & I were having Timmy's and donuts ten hours later) was a doozy.

We also took in a film from Hot Docs Ron Mann retrospective, which was about the Twist (the link is to an interview of Ron Mann by Peter Gzowski, which will mean nothing to 90% of you).

I really need to learn more about music history. Disco and R&B and, admittedly, Rock is all various types of enigmas for me.
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So, Friday night Cynra & I took in Zombie Girl at the Hot Docs FF. The film documents a young film-maker's first efforts at making a feature length zombie film.

No, a seriously young filmmaker. She's 12.

The film is about Emily Hagins, a young filmmaker from Texas. Emily was a huge fan of the Lord of the Rings films, and a fan letter to Peter Jackson gets her in touch with internet nerdmaster Harry Knowles (masterfully played by Ethan Supplee... Wait, no, wrong movie). After one of Knowles' patented film marathons where she saw cult horror film Undead, she begins to make shorts, and eventually decides to create her own zombie film, Pathogen.

Independent film-making is a fascinating beast to watch. Doubly so when it's by someone who had to get taken to see her inspirations by her mom. Her mom Megan is one of the anchors of the film. While Megan is always supportive of her daughters The back and forth during filming is an interesting examination of the maturation process. Emily is the director, surely, but eventually mom has to put her foot down and say that filming is done for tonight.

Watching kids play at adult roles is always a strange thing. There's a lack of knowledge of both themselves and the world that makes you dread to see how things can go wrong. Pathogen gets derailed early in the film-making process, but Emily soldiers on, with the shooting time stretching into two years (after school and during vacations, with months long breaks where things just get disrupted).

The film is finally finished, and exhibited (with help from an independant filmmaker's grant that Emily shows no interest in, but which her mom is quite enthusiastic to get) at the Alamo Drafthouse. An amusing fact is that you never see a single frame of finished film from Pathogen. You do get to hear lots of people talking about how difficult it was to do the final production work, and how bad the sound was, so that may be for the best.
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So, Friday night Cynra & I took in Zombie Girl at the Hot Docs FF. The film documents a young film-maker's first efforts at making a feature length zombie film.

No, a seriously young filmmaker. She's 12.

The film is about Emily Hagins, a young filmmaker from Texas. Emily was a huge fan of the Lord of the Rings films, and a fan letter to Peter Jackson gets her in touch with internet nerdmaster Harry Knowles (masterfully played by Ethan Supplee... Wait, no, wrong movie). After one of Knowles' patented film marathons where she saw cult horror film Undead, she begins to make shorts, and eventually decides to create her own zombie film, Pathogen.

Independent film-making is a fascinating beast to watch. Doubly so when it's by someone who had to get taken to see her inspirations by her mom. Her mom Megan is one of the anchors of the film. While Megan is always supportive of her daughters The back and forth during filming is an interesting examination of the maturation process. Emily is the director, surely, but eventually mom has to put her foot down and say that filming is done for tonight.

Watching kids play at adult roles is always a strange thing. There's a lack of knowledge of both themselves and the world that makes you dread to see how things can go wrong. Pathogen gets derailed early in the film-making process, but Emily soldiers on, with the shooting time stretching into two years (after school and during vacations, with months long breaks where things just get disrupted).

The film is finally finished, and exhibited (with help from an independant filmmaker's grant that Emily shows no interest in, but which her mom is quite enthusiastic to get) at the Alamo Drafthouse. An amusing fact is that you never see a single frame of finished film from Pathogen. You do get to hear lots of people talking about how difficult it was to do the final production work, and how bad the sound was, so that may be for the best.
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Via Gorman.

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So the weekend was interesting. Cynra & I took our rides in to get the seasonal tire switching done, which was helpful. We went for breakfast with [livejournal.com profile] atomiks; he gave us a ride down to the breakfast place, since our cars were in the shop.

I had planned to attend the Fan Appreciation event at the MTCC, but since I didn't know if the merchant I needed to visit to get my two Sinestro Corps HC figs I wanted was going to be there, it seemed too much of a trip for a Bill Sienkiewicz autograph.

We did go downtown to catch Fanboys with [livejournal.com profile] kinra. The film was not nearly as bad as many people say. I'm not gonna go so far as to say it was great, but it didn't suck. I'm just glad it made it to theatres in one piece, eventually.

We met up with Uday for dinner was at Salad King, where I returned from a visit to the loo just in time to keep [livejournal.com profile] kinra and Cynra from coming to blows over the BSG finale.

We went to Uday's spacious pad at College & Yonge (Space not included) before heading home, where we discovered that Cynra had lost her cell phone along the way, which sucks. I put a block on the account, and have called the theater and the dinner venue to no success. Ah, well, she's had it for exactly Three years so I guess it's paid for now.

Sunday was quieter, due in no small part to the fact I had a headache that felt like someone had slammed a spike through my right eye into my brain. I powered through it to do some shopping, but then came home and laid on the bed weeping until around seven. Sucky. I'd hoped to do some gardening (seed planting in seed starting medium, at least) but ended up just spending the day in a pissy mood. The bouncing midgets getting eliminated from TAR helped not at all.
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I guess Ron Jeremy is finally getting his mainstream recognition.
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Well, Abe Vigoda's still alive as of half an hour ago, but Starlog is no more.

Starlog was one of my favourite periodicals in my youth. It, along with Ah! Caramelo!s were two things I always sought out at the corner shop where we'd wait for the feeder bus to take us home. It brought me constant joy to read Starlog, reading about books and tv shows and movies and comics (and occasional games).

There were always interesting articles to be found, too. They'd print interviews with scriptwriters and FX people in addition to performers and directors. They even published, with disturbing regularity, episode guides for all your favourite shows. I remember they did a Trek one written in character. Scotty had one that went "I dinnae remember a thing, Captain, I was droonk".

Good times. I haven't picked up an issue in decades (and that could, of course, explain much) , but I still have fond memories of it.
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Earlier today, Gian Ghomeshi, AKA The Persian Guy from Moxy Fruvous, hosted Billy-Bob Thornton AKA The Former Mr. Angelina Jolie on Q, his daily Arts & Culture radio show on the CBC. Billy Bob... Billy Bob had emotional issues.

Apparently he's disavowed any knowledge of having been an actor (Most folks call it being a pompous ass, I reckon) and took umbrage wiht being mentioned as such.

The blowup (as it were) has gone a bit viral, even finding its way to the HQ of class, TMZ.com.

Well, I hopped over to Q-TV to check it out (see the video above) and as I started recharging my iPhone, I noticed that the Q Podcast was downloading. Now, I don't know what the normal turnaround time is for the Q Podcast, but it appears this is strictly BBT's blowup.

So, yeah, the CBC appears to be keeping on top of this. Good for 'em, I figure.
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My darling.
Ten years we've been together
(nine as husband and wife).
Marriage is never easy.
Two people
squeezed into one space
causes friction
but friction smoothes things out
if it doesn't set them on fire.
Each of us has dealt with the other
changing, growing, moving together
and separately.
Our love moves and grows like an oak,
from a tiny acorn and now
strong and steadfast against the sky.
But I still won't go see Dragonball.
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I presume many of you have seen the fairly impressive short film that made W.E. orgasm in his underoos, but if you haven't here it is:



The Star did an article about the creators of the piece this past weekend, describing why they put it together and the effect it's had on their careers.

They're scouting locations in Pennsylvania for part II, and they're working on a WW II film as well.

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