I kind of feel sorry for Amber Benson

[thebitterguy]

I guess Ron Jeremy is finally getting his mainstream recognition.

Comments

[elizard100.livejournal.com]

Please tell me that's not real. Please tell me that's a spoof or something. That can't be real.

[creativedv8tion.livejournal.com]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0988043/

[jadasc.livejournal.com]

So this is the big-budget version of "Pervert"?

[circus13.livejournal.com]

Oh my god. I would LOVE to see this. It's like if Ron Jeremy worked at Troma.

Or if Roger Corman made porn.

[kynn.livejournal.com]

That can't be real, if six people are already dead and the black guy is still alive.

It's order of operations for slasher films.

[thebitterguy]

Remember, people having sex, THEN black people.

[mouseferatu.livejournal.com]

I hope this is real. I'll be first in line to see it. :-D

I love stupid-cheesy horror. The stupid-cheesier the better.

[srhall79.livejournal.com]

...wow. I didn't think there was a lot on the net that could surprise me.

[thebitterguy]

Oh, man. NEVER start to feel jaded about stuff on the internet. Becasue one day you'll click on a link, and BAM!

[tymen.livejournal.com]

That looks hilarious.

[madmanofprague.livejournal.com]

I want the Cronenberg remake.

[spross.livejournal.com]

Congratulations Justin,

You actually found a worse concept than Dalek porn...

BTW: Mainstream recognition for Ron would involve doing something that had nothing to do with his dick.

[thebitterguy]

Would you say that about Tom Petty?

[jkahane.livejournal.com]

Just when I was beginning to forget Dalek porn, Steve, you had to go and remind me! :(

[jkahane.livejournal.com]

I have got to say... Oh, geez!!! This is a movie that I have to see! :)

I just find it funny to hear the words "Ron Jeremy" and "mainstream recognition" in the same sentence, but this sounds just way too funny or like an April Fool's joke.

If nothing else, a fitting parody of the man for sure! :)

[bandersnitch.livejournal.com]

First movie with Ron Jeremy in it that wasn't porn and its still all about his dick.

lol

(Oh, and Amber Benson actually looks hot in this... I never really thought so before)

[thebitterguy]

I think she may have eaten a sandwich.

My Name Is...

[saltedlithium.livejournal.com]

It's like Ron's version of "My Name Is Bruce". Too bad Ron had to die when his dick fucked off, some kind of zombie dick-less Ron Jeremy concept would've gotten him the mainstream recognition he was looking for... Zombie Ron vs. Ron's Cock. Making the movie entirely about his dick makes this a fanboy adventure.

Re: My Name Is...

[thebitterguy]

Ron's version would involve him being mistaken for an ugly Jewish guy with a huge cock. Which, admittedly, is an easy mistake to make.

The whole "Three Amigos" ripoff they accomplished with My Name is Bruce is easier to manage when you play roles that are fantastic instead of just mildly revolting.

God, I hate Bruce Campbell.