Tell me! Hoo'd win? A poll with polls inside it!

[thebitterguy]

Admittedly, I'm too busy here at work to be doing a Hoo'd Win, but that doesn't stop me from speculating. The first idea was from thetathx1138, but the rest came to me in a fever dream. Or possibly while reading someone's FL.

For the uninitiated, Turok is an aboriginal American who fights dinosaurs in the distant past. Devil Dinosaur is a big red T-Rex ridden by Moon Boy.

Magnus, Robot Hunter is, well, a guy named Magnus who fights robots. The cool part? He does it with his bare hands! Take THAT, Will Smith and Chi McBride in I, Robot! Magnus uses 41st Century Kung Fu to punch right through robots. Kiiaaii!

The Metal Men are a group of heroic robots in the DC Universe (built, ironically enough, by Will Magnus), each of whom is based on an elemental metal. Their enemies include Chemo, a giant flying manta ray that shoots heat beams, and The Death Metal men, which is an awesome rogues gallery.

Batman and Rorschach... Well, if you don't know them, I'm afraid it's back to nerd school for you.

[Poll #1089336]

Comments

[uhlrik.livejournal.com]

You need Turok, Robot Hunter, Turok and Batman against Rorschach riding on the back of the leader of a team of robotic dinosauroids each themed to a different metal (one of whom must be mechagojira)

[uhlrik.livejournal.com]

and yes, there are two Turoks in the above post. With the wonder of comic books, it could happen.

Heck, it seems to happen to Superman all the time. Plus, I've seen a picture that had about 70 different versions of Wolverine in it before...

[thebitterguy]

I'm enthusiastic about the idea of a time travelling indian who fights robots in the cretaceous.

[uhlrik.livejournal.com]

He just needs a caucasian sidekick that always gets the crap kicked out of him when he goes alone to the settlements.

[thebitterguy]

"You go to town, Tonto."

"You go to hell, Kemosabe."

[uhlrik.livejournal.com]

Huzzah, a man of culture!