Tell me! Hoo'd win? A poll with polls inside it!

[thebitterguy]

Admittedly, I'm too busy here at work to be doing a Hoo'd Win, but that doesn't stop me from speculating. The first idea was from thetathx1138, but the rest came to me in a fever dream. Or possibly while reading someone's FL.

For the uninitiated, Turok is an aboriginal American who fights dinosaurs in the distant past. Devil Dinosaur is a big red T-Rex ridden by Moon Boy.

Magnus, Robot Hunter is, well, a guy named Magnus who fights robots. The cool part? He does it with his bare hands! Take THAT, Will Smith and Chi McBride in I, Robot! Magnus uses 41st Century Kung Fu to punch right through robots. Kiiaaii!

The Metal Men are a group of heroic robots in the DC Universe (built, ironically enough, by Will Magnus), each of whom is based on an elemental metal. Their enemies include Chemo, a giant flying manta ray that shoots heat beams, and The Death Metal men, which is an awesome rogues gallery.

Batman and Rorschach... Well, if you don't know them, I'm afraid it's back to nerd school for you.

[Poll #1089336]

Comments

[mouseferatu.livejournal.com]

How is "Batman vs. Rorschach" even a contest? I mean, Rorry's a really cool character, and he's got the niftiest mask know to mankind, but c'mon. He's no match for Bats.

[thetathx1138.livejournal.com]

Ask DC. They're doing a book called "Arena" and it featured Rorschach getting smacked around by Batman.

[viktor-haag.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but come on, Rorschach is crazy!! 8)

[mouseferatu.livejournal.com]

So's the Joker, and Batman still beats the crap out of him. ;-)

[thebitterguy]

Yes, but Rorschach's a libertarian.

[uhlrik.livejournal.com]

so he's crazy x 2?

[stop-no-dont.livejournal.com]

Perhaps pitting The Question v. Rohrshach would yield more discussion?

[mouseferatu.livejournal.com]

See, I think that's a much more apt pairing, myself.

[thebitterguy]

But then I couldn't use this picture:

[viktor-haag.livejournal.com]

Wow, I put up a set like that, and nobody takes the obvious rejoinder (that Batman is every bit as crazy as Rorschach)? Hmm... I had better go back to straight-man school for some refreshers...