The Bitter Guide to Dumb People On the Blogosphere

[thebitterguy]

Dumbest things I have read lately

Person A: People who play Guitar Hero look dumb!

Answer: Yes. People who play pretty much any video game look dumb. Have you ever seen anyone playing a Wii? They look like they're having some strange epileptic fit. People don't play video games so they can fit your aesthetic vision of what the body should look like in motion, douchebag.

Person B: And I don't think it teaches you to play the guitar very well.

Answer: MY PLAYING HALO HAS TAUGHT ME NOTHING ABOUT SMALL UNIT TACTICS! AHHHH!

Comments

[pyat.livejournal.com]

MY PLAYING HALO HAS TAUGHT ME NOTHING ABOUT SMALL UNIT TACTICS! AHHHH

That's not what Jack Thompson told me!

[momentrabbit.livejournal.com]

I'm still waiting for him to explain how Pac-Man is a 'Binge Simulator', and how that explains the rise in obesity since it was released in North America some twenty-ish years ago.

[thetathx1138.livejournal.com]

I think he'll be more likely to say the Pac-Man sound encourages our nation's youth to debase themselves. Wakka wakka wakka wakka....