I've never ... I ... I want. WANT! Damn the planet to an infernal mercurial hell pit of heat, let there be jungles in the artic, let my children learn on the streets instead of in the finest institutions, WANT!!
Also for the Halo enthousiasts, remember there was a model of the Warthog in Halo 3 that had just cargo capacity instead of the gun mounts. All the more troop storage!
SARGE: May I introduce the our new sport utility vehicle! It has an E85 FlexFuel 3.6-liter SIDI V-6 engine, traction all-wheel drive, removable doors and roof panels, and total seating for four. Gentlemen, this is the Hummer HX Concept! I like to call it the Warthog.
SIMMONS: Why Warthog, sir?
SARGE: Because "Hummer HX Concept" is too hard to say in conversation, son.
GRIFF: No, but... Why Warthog? I mean, it doesn't really look like a pig.
SARGE: Say that again.
GRIFF: I think it looks more like a puma.
SARGE: What in Sam Hill is a puma?
SIMMONS: You mean like the shoe company?
GRIFF: No. Like a puma. It's a big cat. Like a lion.
SARGE: You're makin' that up.
GRIFF: I'm telling you, it's a real animal.
SARGE: Simmons, I want you to poison Griff's next meal.
SIMMONS: Yes, sir!
SARGE: Look, see these recovery hooks mounted on the front and rear bumpers? They look like tusks. And what kind of animal has tusks?
GRIFF: A walrus.
SARGE: Didn't I just tell you to stop makin' up animals?
What a cute little toy! But if I ever did decide to get something that can push through forests and buildings with equal ease, I'd go for the original Hummer. If I'm going to get 2 mpg anyway, then I'd prefer the extra room.
As for the Warthog in Halo, it's too damn top-heavy and tippy. Trying to corner in a vehicle like that "at speed" would just result in another "We regret to inform you" letter from the military.
And for gamera_spinning: see the sunroof? The gunner pops out there. :-)
As for the Warthog in Halo, it's too damn top-heavy and tippy. Trying to corner in a vehicle like that "at speed" would just result in another "We regret to inform you" letter from the military.
Thankfully, Spartan armour is better than an airbag.
Shame about the marines, though.
edit: I just checked eBay. The Cortana figure is for sale for $300 from some guy in Australia.
I just checked eBay. The Cortana figure is for sale for $300 from some guy in Australia.
You just like to rub that in, don't you?
Actually, I think it would be really cool to take one of those Cortana figures and connect it to the USB port of the PC, coupled with a text-to-speech module, so that it flickers as your computer "talks" to you. Now THAT would be a geek toy.
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Date: 2008-01-25 05:21 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2008-01-25 05:45 pm (UTC)Also for the Halo enthousiasts, remember there was a model of the Warthog in Halo 3 that had just cargo capacity instead of the gun mounts. All the more troop storage!
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Date: 2008-01-25 05:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-01-25 08:13 pm (UTC)Real Warthog?
Date: 2008-01-25 06:07 pm (UTC)Re: Real Warthog?
Date: 2008-01-25 07:20 pm (UTC)from youtube: "Curtis Creamer, Mr. CJ Cowan and Harold Ryan from Bungie Studios driving a warthog made for Peter Jackson's Halo project."
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Date: 2008-01-25 06:37 pm (UTC)SIMMONS: Why Warthog, sir?
SARGE: Because "Hummer HX Concept" is too hard to say in conversation, son.
GRIFF: No, but... Why Warthog? I mean, it doesn't really look like a pig.
SARGE: Say that again.
GRIFF: I think it looks more like a puma.
SARGE: What in Sam Hill is a puma?
SIMMONS: You mean like the shoe company?
GRIFF: No. Like a puma. It's a big cat. Like a lion.
SARGE: You're makin' that up.
GRIFF: I'm telling you, it's a real animal.
SARGE: Simmons, I want you to poison Griff's next meal.
SIMMONS: Yes, sir!
SARGE: Look, see these recovery hooks mounted on the front and rear bumpers? They look like tusks. And what kind of animal has tusks?
GRIFF: A walrus.
SARGE: Didn't I just tell you to stop makin' up animals?
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Date: 2008-01-25 09:36 pm (UTC)Doug.
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Date: 2008-01-25 07:14 pm (UTC)As for the Warthog in Halo, it's too damn top-heavy and tippy. Trying to corner in a vehicle like that "at speed" would just result in another "We regret to inform you" letter from the military.
And for gamera_spinning: see the sunroof? The gunner pops out there. :-)
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Date: 2008-01-25 08:12 pm (UTC)Thankfully, Spartan armour is better than an airbag.
Shame about the marines, though.
edit: I just checked eBay. The Cortana figure is for sale for $300 from some guy in Australia.
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Date: 2008-01-25 09:11 pm (UTC)You just like to rub that in, don't you?
Actually, I think it would be really cool to take one of those Cortana figures and connect it to the USB port of the PC, coupled with a text-to-speech module, so that it flickers as your computer "talks" to you. Now THAT would be a geek toy.
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Date: 2008-01-25 08:13 pm (UTC)