Stolen from many, many people.

[thebitterguy]

I dunno if anyone will bother, but here we go!


What is my real name:
Where did we meet:
How long have you known me:
How well do you think you know me:
Do I smoke:
When you first saw me, what was your first impression:
My hair and eye color:
What's one of my favourite things to do:
What's one of the first things I said to you:
What's my favourite type of music:
What's my best physical feature:
Am I shy or outgoing:
Would you say I'm funny:
Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules:
Any special talents I have:
Would you consider me a friend:
Have you ever seen me cry:
A good nickname for me would be:
Am I in love, and with who:
Say anything to me here:
Have I ever been hospitalized and what for:
Have you ever had a crush on me:


Feel free to make things up.

Comments

[artbroken.livejournal.com]

Time for a whole pile of guesswork, based on strong evidence that you're actually a Norwegian arms smuggler.

What is my real name: Justin Mohareb.
Where did we meet: I've known of your existence for a few years, since you have a notable Web presence. But I think we first start interacting thanks to that greatest of promotions, the nGo.
How long have you known me: We started interacting last year.
How well do you think you know me: Not at all.
Do I smoke: Don't know but it wouldn't surprise me.
When you first saw me, what was your first impression: That you looked remarkably like a page full of text on a monitor.
My hair and eye color: I'm guessing completely bald, eyes a burning blank red like cosruscating eldritch fire.
What's one of my favourite things to do: Critique.
What's one of the first things I said to you: Whatever it was, I missed it. You need to speak louder, since I'm on a different continent.
What's my favourite type of music: Johnny Cash's covers of 80s new-romantic dirges.
What's my best physical feature: The ladies call him The Black Stallion.
Am I shy or outgoing: I'm gonna go with moderately outgoing for ten bucks.
Would you say I'm funny: There's a definite streak of cynical humour in your writing, which I wholeheartedly applaud.
Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules: I'm guessing rebellious at home, law-abidin' when the Man's got his eye on you.
Any special talents I have: Does writing count as 'special'? I mean, if I can do it... But yes, writing. And cat juggling.
Would you consider me a friend: Not yet. I mean, you've never bought me a single drink.
Have you ever seen me cry: No.
A good nickname for me would be: Bitter McBitterby, High King of Bittertown.
Am I in love, and with who: I'm pretty sure you're married, and I'll assume that's a Good Thing.
Say anything to me here: Mighty fuck, I've created a monster.
Have I ever been hospitalized and what for: Beats me.
Have you ever had a crush on me: I refuse to answer on the grounds that you just don't care about me, you bastard!

God I need a drink.