Stolen from many, many people.

[thebitterguy]

I dunno if anyone will bother, but here we go!


What is my real name:
Where did we meet:
How long have you known me:
How well do you think you know me:
Do I smoke:
When you first saw me, what was your first impression:
My hair and eye color:
What's one of my favourite things to do:
What's one of the first things I said to you:
What's my favourite type of music:
What's my best physical feature:
Am I shy or outgoing:
Would you say I'm funny:
Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules:
Any special talents I have:
Would you consider me a friend:
Have you ever seen me cry:
A good nickname for me would be:
Am I in love, and with who:
Say anything to me here:
Have I ever been hospitalized and what for:
Have you ever had a crush on me:


Feel free to make things up.

Comments

[ketronic.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... I was thinking of trying but... well, I'd fail horribly :(

[artbroken.livejournal.com]

Time for a whole pile of guesswork, based on strong evidence that you're actually a Norwegian arms smuggler.

What is my real name: Justin Mohareb.
Where did we meet: I've known of your existence for a few years, since you have a notable Web presence. But I think we first start interacting thanks to that greatest of promotions, the nGo.
How long have you known me: We started interacting last year.
How well do you think you know me: Not at all.
Do I smoke: Don't know but it wouldn't surprise me.
When you first saw me, what was your first impression: That you looked remarkably like a page full of text on a monitor.
My hair and eye color: I'm guessing completely bald, eyes a burning blank red like cosruscating eldritch fire.
What's one of my favourite things to do: Critique.
What's one of the first things I said to you: Whatever it was, I missed it. You need to speak louder, since I'm on a different continent.
What's my favourite type of music: Johnny Cash's covers of 80s new-romantic dirges.
What's my best physical feature: The ladies call him The Black Stallion.
Am I shy or outgoing: I'm gonna go with moderately outgoing for ten bucks.
Would you say I'm funny: There's a definite streak of cynical humour in your writing, which I wholeheartedly applaud.
Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules: I'm guessing rebellious at home, law-abidin' when the Man's got his eye on you.
Any special talents I have: Does writing count as 'special'? I mean, if I can do it... But yes, writing. And cat juggling.
Would you consider me a friend: Not yet. I mean, you've never bought me a single drink.
Have you ever seen me cry: No.
A good nickname for me would be: Bitter McBitterby, High King of Bittertown.
Am I in love, and with who: I'm pretty sure you're married, and I'll assume that's a Good Thing.
Say anything to me here: Mighty fuck, I've created a monster.
Have I ever been hospitalized and what for: Beats me.
Have you ever had a crush on me: I refuse to answer on the grounds that you just don't care about me, you bastard!

God I need a drink.

[thebitterguy]

Don't worry, I won't grade it. Guesses are allowed.

[elissa-carey.livejournal.com]

Turn about's fair play, as it goes ...

What is my real name: Justin Mohareb
Where did we meet: "online" is a good catchall ...
How long have you known me: eons and eons.
How well do you think you know me: as well as you know me.
Do I smoke: they don't call you "Smokey" for nuthin'.
When you first saw me, what was your first impression: Now there's someone who can match shoes with purse.
My hair and eye color: pink and green! Your "real colors" are a clever ruse.
What's one of my favourite things to do: be bitter?
What's one of the first things I said to you: "Pardon me, but you're stepping on my shoes."
What's my favourite type of music: ...you like music?
What's my best physical feature: Neatly-trimmed fingernails.
Am I shy or outgoing: I'll go with the educated guess of "outgoing."
Would you say I'm funny: Wryly so.
Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules: There're rules?
Any special talents I have: That thing you do. You know.
Would you consider me a friend: In time
Have you ever seen me cry: No
A good nickname for me would be: "the Bitter Guy"
Am I in love, and with who: Er, yes? No idea.
Say anything to me here: Making things up is fun.
Have I ever been hospitalized and what for: Yes. I told you not to skateboard in rush hour traffic, but you were having none of that.
Have you ever had a crush on me: I shall take my answer to the grave.

[mr-weasel.livejournal.com]

What is my real name: Justin J. Aziz Mohareb [Aziz! Light!]
Where did we meet: Ottawa, back in the day...
How long have you known me: Almost ten years...*sigh*
How well do you think you know me: Pretty damned well, old chum...I think
Do I smoke: No and you hassle me to quit.
When you first saw me, what was your first impression: Where did that crazy guy get all those strategy games?
My hair and eye color: Flesh tone and brown
What's one of my favourite things to do: Kick my ass at Halo... ;)
What's one of the first things I said to you: Something in a loud voice.
What's my favourite type of music: Great Big Sea
What's my best physical feature: Shoulders like those of Atlas
Am I shy or outgoing: Definitely out going
Would you say I'm funny: Hilarious...I haven't stopped laughing with you in years
Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules: Creative rule breaker...Screw the Man!
Any special talents I have: You do an amazing rendition of "Private Dancer" in a Russian accent
Would you consider me a friend: Most definitely
Have you ever seen me cry: Yes, at the Bytown which just closed down. :(
A good nickname for me would be: Smackdown Mohareb
Am I in love, and with who: Yes, with Ms. Bitter :)
Say anything to me here: "The Quiet American" is a good film...you should see it sometime
Have I ever been hospitalized and what for: Yes, for knocking down a telephone pole with your forehead
Have you ever had a crush on me: Sorry, you're not my type... :)

[pyat.livejournal.com]

What is my real name: Justin Aziz Mohareb
Where did we meet: Kingston, at Smees, via Realms
How long have you known me: 5 years? Six?
How well do you think you know me: Pretty well.
Do I smoke: No.
When you first saw me, what was your first impression: I thought you'd be shorter.
My hair and eye color: Bald (formerly black) and... um... brown?
What's one of my favourite things to do: RPG! Kvetch.
What's one of the first things I said to you: "Gamers aint' exactly the Spetznaz."
What's my favourite type of music: Karaoke!
What's my best physical feature: Your gleaming head.
Am I shy or outgoing: OUtgoing.
Would you say I'm funny: Quite funny, yes.
Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules: Definitely Crazy-Go-Nuts.
Any special talents I have: Karaoke!
Would you consider me a friend: Yes.
Have you ever seen me cry: Tears of joy, perhaps.
A good nickname for me would be: Filcher Groinpull.
Am I in love, and with who: Yes, with the Missus. And pancakes.
Say anything to me here: So, shall we have brekkie afore Baycon?
Have I ever been hospitalized and what for: You were in a car accident, and some person (possibly Superman) pulled you free. I assume you were hospitalized after that.
Have you ever had a crush on me: That time I opened the bathroom door? Sure, I SAID it was an accident...