I feel tired, so I will create a list

[thebitterguy]

Top Ten Other Things Uwe Boll Could Have Given The King In Dungeon Siege as Bodyguards That Would Have Been Just As Anachronistic

1. Cowboys


2. Velociraptors


3. Musketeers


4. Vampire Slayers


5. Golems


6. Sexdroids


7. Superflies


8. Navy Seals


9. Cylons


10. Black Panthers

Comments

[doc-mystery.livejournal.com]

Aha, this movie:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0460780/

::B::

[thebitterguy]

That's the one.