I feel tired, so I will create a list

[thebitterguy]

Top Ten Other Things Uwe Boll Could Have Given The King In Dungeon Siege as Bodyguards That Would Have Been Just As Anachronistic

1. Cowboys


2. Velociraptors


3. Musketeers


4. Vampire Slayers


5. Golems


6. Sexdroids


7. Superflies


8. Navy Seals


9. Cylons


10. Black Panthers

Comments

[thebitterguy]

Ninja.

[stop-no-dont.livejournal.com]

Did the theme to Mortal Kombat play in the background while Statham mowed 'em down?

[kinra.livejournal.com]

Yes. Basically.

Statham had this laughable cardboard sword he persisted in using throughout the movie while heavily-armed knights thwacked at each other. I kept hoping he would upgrade, or something.

Nope, turns out the movie is entirely unconnected to the game.

[thebitterguy]

With John Leguizamo as The Donkey.

[thebitterguy]

Well, he was technically working with the king, so he fought with the ninja.