thebitterguy

Dear Co-Worker:

Hi! Here's a few helpful steps to not piss of The Bitter Guy.

Step 1: If you receive an ominous email suggesting how criminals in the US may take advantage of honest Canucks on cross border trips by using them as drug mules, delete it. It's probably bullshit.

Step 2: If you ignore that advice and think "what a horrible thing to happen" (possibly the first thought to pass your frontal lobes that day), please familiarize yourself with a handy online resource I call "Snopes.com". If you look (under ten seconds of research required!) you can discover this is, in fact, a hoax.

Step 3: If you ignore the previous advice, and think the staff of the floor need to be educated about this risk, don't. It's annoying.

Step 4: If you ignore that previous advice, and I send you an email stating the information you could have learned BY YOURSELF BY DOING TEN SECONDS OF INVESTIGATION, be gracious and thank me for educating you.

Step 5: If you ignore the previous advice, do not tell me some bullshit story about how "its always good to be cautious"(sic), because it is irrelevant to the situation (i.e. you wasting everyone's time with fake fear stories).

Step 6: If you ignore the previous advice, and I tell you that you're just contributing to the general state of fear that authoritarian figures like to feed up on, don't reply by saying

the world we live in today is getting more crazier (sic) day by day, some vaco student comes in the school (sic) start shooting and killing over 14 people, just recently in cleveland 14 yrs old boy was suspended 2 days later he came and started shooting everyone. if (sic) they would have done there (sic) homework this mishap would have been prevented.
so my friend its " IT'S BETTER TO BE SAFE THEN SORRY"(sic) regardless if that stupid web site say if its (sic)a false info (sic)?

Step 7: If you ignore the previous advice, please go and die.

Thank you,
TBG