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[thebitterguy]

Dammit, girl, I’ve had enough! First, all that Dissassembling and House of M’ing and that Civil Warring was bad enough, and now this Initiative shit? Girl, what is wrong with you? Can’t I get a month without a giant crossover? You’ve let this Quimby shit get to your MIND, and now, what have you done?

You’ve killed Captain Freaking America! And Alpha Flight’s only got one third CanCon!? I can’t take it no more! You… you… Ah, girl, what you cryin’ for?

Hey, hey, hey… Ah, you know I can’t stay angry with you.

Nah, we’ve had some great times together, haven’t we? Like when Spider-Man got cloned? Nah, the first time. The second, it didn’t work so well. And Phoenix! Yeah, the first time for that, too.

Oh, no, baby, it ain’t just the old memories either. I really loved NextWave. And Runaways is fun, and you know I love She Hulk.

It’s just so hard, girl. I love you, but you gotta stop pushing me away. Please, girl, help me make this work. That other girl’s just too crazy for me.

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[papajoemambo.livejournal.com]

Justin, you make me so happy.

Thank you for not only reading my mind, but leaving it here for mankind to see.

[thebitterguy]

It was narrated to me in a dream by an angel.