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[thebitterguy]

Dammit, girl, I’ve had enough! First, all that Dissassembling and House of M’ing and that Civil Warring was bad enough, and now this Initiative shit? Girl, what is wrong with you? Can’t I get a month without a giant crossover? You’ve let this Quimby shit get to your MIND, and now, what have you done?

You’ve killed Captain Freaking America! And Alpha Flight’s only got one third CanCon!? I can’t take it no more! You… you… Ah, girl, what you cryin’ for?

Hey, hey, hey… Ah, you know I can’t stay angry with you.

Nah, we’ve had some great times together, haven’t we? Like when Spider-Man got cloned? Nah, the first time. The second, it didn’t work so well. And Phoenix! Yeah, the first time for that, too.

Oh, no, baby, it ain’t just the old memories either. I really loved NextWave. And Runaways is fun, and you know I love She Hulk.

It’s just so hard, girl. I love you, but you gotta stop pushing me away. Please, girl, help me make this work. That other girl’s just too crazy for me.

Comments

[redeem147.livejournal.com]

Is it true that Iron Man won? The bad guys won?

Stupid Marvel.

Cap's been dead before. He'll get over it. Probably just frozen next to Walt Disney.

[thetathx1138.livejournal.com]

It's true, they did. Marvel, amazingly, has chosen to tack hard right just when the Republicans are losing power.

[papajoemambo.livejournal.com]

Doesn't it seem strange to you that we're living in a world where only the Billionaire Industrialist and Arms Manufacturer is MORE Republican than Captain America?

I think that says more about the NeoCons than it does about Marvel, tho.

[thetathx1138.livejournal.com]

You speak the truth, my friend.

[thetathx1138.livejournal.com]

Come to DC! We have Vertigo! And 52! And...okay, not much else, but Marvel ain't doing so hot these days either.

[dewline.livejournal.com]

Amen. More CanCon in our CanCon books, huh?

[uncut-diamond.livejournal.com]

I can't wait for Howard Dean and Spidey to bitchslap the taste out of Tony Stark.

[papajoemambo.livejournal.com]

I'll buy that comic.

I'll buy TWO even...

[thebitterguy]

That's issue #3 of the new Marvel Two In One.

[stop-no-dont.livejournal.com]

I'll say this for the other girl: her story seems to flow pretty well, all her friends can corroborate what she tells me, and she been putting out her funkiest stuff weekly for almost a year now!

[papajoemambo.livejournal.com]

her story seems to flow pretty well, all her friends can corroborate what she tells me,

We're obviously not thinking of the same Delerious Companion.

[crashing-angel.livejournal.com]

Captain America, dead? I'm not a Marvel reader, but hell, it's CAPTAIN AMERICA.

[thebitterguy]

Ayep. Of course, it being a comic you can assume he'll come back, which feels like a cheat.

[papajoemambo.livejournal.com]

Justin, you make me so happy.

Thank you for not only reading my mind, but leaving it here for mankind to see.

[thebitterguy]

It was narrated to me in a dream by an angel.