I want a time machine

[thebitterguy]

So I can go back and shoot Paul McCartney before he writes that damn Wonderful Christmastime song, and killl whoever developed Coke Blak. My God, that stuff's an abortion of bad taste.

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[viktor-haag.livejournal.com]

Mr Bitter Guy, meet Mrs Krapsnart, aka Spamily, aka Emily (http://krapsnart.blogspot.com/2006/12/christmas-notes.html). You seem to have similar ideas about Mr McCartney.

I have been lucky enough this year to not hear this latest assault on our ears from the aging insect. I intend to make it my holiday resolution. I pledge to run out of any store I hear this tune, even if I'm in the middle of a purchase, "Oh! No. I'm sorry; I can't purchase this at your store. I will not stand here and listen to this betrayal of modern pop music."

(Thank heavens I live in the bosom of Menno country that has the MCC store and Ten Thousand Villages so close at hand. These places are great places to buy gifts, and I highly doubt you'd find the aged insect's holiday cash-grab-muzak playing over their loud speakers.)

[thebitterguy]

It's just odd that a 27 year old song would suddenly rear its ugly head in such a horrid way. Ich.