Too much blood in my sugar stream

[thebitterguy]

Okay, there's only so much self abuse a guy should be allowed to get away with, but today, I'm going for the gold! Cynra, as part of the traditional Catholic celebations of holy week, gave her students candy. After that, she ended up with half a bag (Half a ONE KILO BAG) of Jelly Belly Jlly Benas left. Oh, GOD! Ladies and Gentiles I, at this moment, have several dozen grams of sugar shooting around my bloodstream. I can vibrate my atoms at a different frequency so I can pass through solid objects. I CAN SEE SOUNDS! These things are great. Blueberry is good, Strawberry Jam is good, I can even enjoy Caffe Latte. Buttered Popcorm with Cinnamon is deliscious! Whee!

Comments

[scott-lynch.livejournal.com]

Jelly Belly fucking rocks. They have an official Dr. Pepper flavor that rules, but my absolute favorite are the 'fresh pear' beans. They look like little speckled dinosaur eggs but they taste so subtle and rich. Mmmmm.

[anidada.livejournal.com]

Oh, I love the pear ones, too. SO GOOD. They really do taste like sweet little pears.

[thebitterguy]

I just had a Juicy Pear with a Chocolate. I've now got ideas for what to have for dessert.

[scott-lynch.livejournal.com]

Juicy Pear. Them's the ones. Mmmm. Mixing.

[thebitterguy]

I think you should go grab a bag. You could probably use some after this morning.

[scott-lynch.livejournal.com]

I kicked most sugary stuff out of my diet two weeks ago (and have kept at it with surprising ease; I have one HELL of a sweet tooth). You may, however, be tempting me beyond mortal measure. Our local supermarket has a display with little packets of separate flavors...

[viktor-haag.livejournal.com]

Not that I'm campaigning for it, or anything, but this might have entered new realms of hilarity as a voice post... 8)

[creativedv8tion.livejournal.com]

I'll campaign for that!

[thetathx1138.livejournal.com]

Did you have these beans with beer, or is that just the sugar rush? :-)