Too much blood in my sugar stream

[thebitterguy]

Okay, there's only so much self abuse a guy should be allowed to get away with, but today, I'm going for the gold! Cynra, as part of the traditional Catholic celebations of holy week, gave her students candy. After that, she ended up with half a bag (Half a ONE KILO BAG) of Jelly Belly Jlly Benas left. Oh, GOD! Ladies and Gentiles I, at this moment, have several dozen grams of sugar shooting around my bloodstream. I can vibrate my atoms at a different frequency so I can pass through solid objects. I CAN SEE SOUNDS! These things are great. Blueberry is good, Strawberry Jam is good, I can even enjoy Caffe Latte. Buttered Popcorm with Cinnamon is deliscious! Whee!