Michael Knight Vs. John Constantine
Feb. 5th, 2006 10:36 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
thebitterguyNo, not a Brokeback Mountain joke.
David Hasselhoff is apparently huge in Germany (The song "Hot Shot City" is particularly good!). People say this like it's an accepted fact, so we accept it to be true. 'He's huge in Germany. Massive.' Star of the most popular softcore tv show ever, and a massive singing star. So, yes, in large parts of the world, many people are popular that we are not familiar with. There's even some Spanish guy who has (supposedly) sold more records than Sinatra and Elvis, even though Wikipedia claims not to have heard of him. It may still be true but, hey, he sings in Spanish. Even Julio knew enough to cut some wax in English, si?
But how, then, is this acceptable? Seriously. Oy. That's just scary. He surfs on a motorcycle, sings on an Alaskan Carnival Cruise, and hangs out in Africa. I wanted to look away, but![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
mr_weasel made me keep watching, which means he's the bad guy in a horror movie.
mr_weasel, not David Hasselhoff. He'll be starring in Knight Rider, apparently.
David Hasselhoff, notmr_weasel. Although that would be cool.
In other news, specifically for the edification ofnottheterritory, a couple articles explaining that Sting is the inspiration for John Constantine.
David Hasselhoff is apparently huge in Germany (The song "Hot Shot City" is particularly good!). People say this like it's an accepted fact, so we accept it to be true. 'He's huge in Germany. Massive.' Star of the most popular softcore tv show ever, and a massive singing star. So, yes, in large parts of the world, many people are popular that we are not familiar with. There's even some Spanish guy who has (supposedly) sold more records than Sinatra and Elvis, even though Wikipedia claims not to have heard of him. It may still be true but, hey, he sings in Spanish. Even Julio knew enough to cut some wax in English, si?
But how, then, is this acceptable? Seriously. Oy. That's just scary. He surfs on a motorcycle, sings on an Alaskan Carnival Cruise, and hangs out in Africa. I wanted to look away, but
mr_weasel made me keep watching, which means he's the bad guy in a horror movie. mr_weasel, not David Hasselhoff. He'll be starring in Knight Rider, apparently. David Hasselhoff, not
mr_weasel. Although that would be cool. In other news, specifically for the edification of
nottheterritory, a couple articles explaining that Sting is the inspiration for John Constantine.
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Date: 2006-02-06 01:13 am (UTC)a couple articles explaining that Sting is the inspiration for John Constantine.
Stay Tuned: Next week, we link to a couple articles explaining that using thumbtacks for an enema is a bad idea. All part of our "Well, duh!" category of explanifications.
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Date: 2006-02-06 12:06 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-07 01:23 am (UTC)I look forward to your delingering of the doubts regarding the Earth being round or the missions to the moon.