A gardener and a gopher discover they have much more in common than they do different. Class lines are only the first ones to fall in this tender love story.
After running from town and finding love in each other's pants, T-Money and Snowflake return to the big city, after hearing that Massa-P (the guy they ran from in the first place) is dead. They discover that their soul brothers are not very understanding of their feelings, and T-Money leaves Snowflake for a woman (smokescreen, yo). Snowflake tries to drown his sorrow by chasing those bellringers, and ends up whoring his ass on 54th street. Can T-Money find the courage to save his love machine from eventual death?
A soccer goalie and his central defender discover that they would rather hold each other than hold the ball in hopes of boring the fans to get another 0-0 draw.
Half-back, over to wing, back to centre back, to goalie, goalie holds it, holds it, HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLDS EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!
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Date: 2006-01-28 05:35 pm (UTC)Hooked-on-Crack Mountain
Date: 2006-01-28 06:14 pm (UTC)(The sequel to Baby-Got-Back Mountain)
After running from town and finding love in each other's pants, T-Money and Snowflake return to the big city, after hearing that Massa-P (the guy they ran from in the first place) is dead. They discover that their soul brothers are not very understanding of their feelings, and T-Money leaves Snowflake for a woman (smokescreen, yo). Snowflake tries to drown his sorrow by chasing those bellringers, and ends up whoring his ass on 54th street. Can T-Money find the courage to save his love machine from eventual death?
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Date: 2006-01-28 06:39 pm (UTC)Pass Back Mountain
Date: 2006-01-29 05:34 pm (UTC)Half-back, over to wing, back to centre back, to goalie, goalie holds it, holds it, HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLDS EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!
Guess I'm just not as funny as I used to be...
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Date: 2006-01-31 02:14 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-31 02:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-31 03:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-31 02:52 pm (UTC)Oh, yeah!