Caddyshack Mountain

[thebitterguy]

A gardener and a gopher discover they have much more in common than they do different. Class lines are only the first ones to fall in this tender love story.

Be the ball, Betty.

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[thetathx1138.livejournal.com]

Is the gopher's name Lemmiwinks, because you might have trouble getting that past the MPAA.

Hooked-on-Crack Mountain

[creativedv8tion.livejournal.com]

(The sequel to Baby-Got-Back Mountain)

After running from town and finding love in each other's pants, T-Money and Snowflake return to the big city, after hearing that Massa-P (the guy they ran from in the first place) is dead. They discover that their soul brothers are not very understanding of their feelings, and T-Money leaves Snowflake for a woman (smokescreen, yo). Snowflake tries to drown his sorrow by chasing those bellringers, and ends up whoring his ass on 54th street. Can T-Money find the courage to save his love machine from eventual death?

[velvetpage.livejournal.com]

Have I mentioned how incredibly funny I've been finding these?

Pass Back Mountain

[umario.livejournal.com]

A soccer goalie and his central defender discover that they would rather hold each other than hold the ball in hopes of boring the fans to get another 0-0 draw.

Half-back, over to wing, back to centre back, to goalie, goalie holds it, holds it, HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLDS EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!



Guess I'm just not as funny as I used to be...

[the-adzo.livejournal.com]

What about Cashback Mountain?

[thebitterguy]

That was, in fact, done in the comments section earlier.

[the-adzo.livejournal.com]

Paperback mountain?

[thebitterguy]

Cashback Mountain

Oh, yeah!