Brokeback Redux
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thebitterguyDewback Mountain
Two stormtroopers find themselves drawn together when they are sent on patrol on the distant planet of Tattooine.
Throwback Mountain
Two neanderthal men found frozen on a glacier are thawed out. Can modern society survive their shocking love? Based on a novel by Robert J. Sawyer
Clawback Mountain
Two tax collectors, sent to collect the government's share of benefit programs from hillbillies, find themselves caught in a lifelong relationship neither they nor society can accept.
Horshack Mountain
A member of a remidial education course begins a lifelong romantic affair with the guy played by John Travolta. Then he gets his ass kicked by Screech in celebrity boxing, which is just sad because isn't Dustin Diamond like 20 years younger? I mean, really.
Two stormtroopers find themselves drawn together when they are sent on patrol on the distant planet of Tattooine.
Throwback Mountain
Two neanderthal men found frozen on a glacier are thawed out. Can modern society survive their shocking love? Based on a novel by Robert J. Sawyer
Clawback Mountain
Two tax collectors, sent to collect the government's share of benefit programs from hillbillies, find themselves caught in a lifelong relationship neither they nor society can accept.
Horshack Mountain
A member of a remidial education course begins a lifelong romantic affair with the guy played by John Travolta. Then he gets his ass kicked by Screech in celebrity boxing, which is just sad because isn't Dustin Diamond like 20 years younger? I mean, really.
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Date: 2006-01-25 05:19 pm (UTC)See also: redundant.
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Date: 2006-01-25 08:23 pm (UTC)And given that they're clones this adds a whole new dimension to the story.
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Date: 2006-01-25 09:34 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2006-01-25 08:53 pm (UTC)Harry and Snape are researching dragons in the lonely mists, when their enmity turns to passion...
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Date: 2006-01-25 09:39 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2006-01-25 10:31 pm (UTC)Two lonely but hauntingly beautiful in a manly way drifters must come to grips with definitions of beauty and one another when Clem sprouts wings from his shoulders.
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Date: 2006-01-26 03:27 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-25 10:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-25 10:49 pm (UTC)Quasimodo and Igor from Young Frankenstein spend several unforgettable midnights stealing brains (and glances) from the church cemetary.
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Date: 2006-01-26 03:27 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-26 03:11 am (UTC)Escape from Bareback Witch Mountain:
Two young teenage cowboys from another realm/world/something escape and come to Earth, finding love and comfort in the taboo of each other's arms (and other body parts), while being pursued by Donald Pleasance, who wants to harness their psychic powers for gay porn movies.
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Date: 2006-01-26 03:31 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-26 11:07 pm (UTC)Yeah, I remember totally not understanding the movie, or the ending left too much hanging or something. It's been a while.
Thank yew.
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Date: 2006-01-26 01:08 pm (UTC)Re: Totally not related!!!
Date: 2006-01-26 03:02 pm (UTC)