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thebitterguy ([personal profile] thebitterguy) wrote2006-01-25 12:16 pm

Brokeback Redux

Dewback Mountain

Two stormtroopers find themselves drawn together when they are sent on patrol on the distant planet of Tattooine.

Throwback Mountain

Two neanderthal men found frozen on a glacier are thawed out. Can modern society survive their shocking love? Based on a novel by Robert J. Sawyer

Clawback Mountain

Two tax collectors, sent to collect the government's share of benefit programs from hillbillies, find themselves caught in a lifelong relationship neither they nor society can accept.

Horshack Mountain

A member of a remidial education course begins a lifelong romantic affair with the guy played by John Travolta. Then he gets his ass kicked by Screech in celebrity boxing, which is just sad because isn't Dustin Diamond like 20 years younger? I mean, really.

[identity profile] anidada.livejournal.com 2006-01-25 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Bareback Mountain

See also: redundant.

[identity profile] michael-b-lee.livejournal.com 2006-01-25 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Two stormtroopers find themselves drawn together when they are sent on patrol on the distant planet of Tattooine.

And given that they're clones this adds a whole new dimension to the story.

[identity profile] kinra.livejournal.com 2006-01-25 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Clonecest!

[identity profile] kinra.livejournal.com 2006-01-25 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Norwegian Ridgeback Mountain

Harry and Snape are researching dragons in the lonely mists, when their enmity turns to passion...

[identity profile] kinra.livejournal.com 2006-01-25 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
No, but somebody does, and I bestow upon them this gift.

[identity profile] tfbretz.livejournal.com 2006-01-25 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Featherback Mountain

Two lonely but hauntingly beautiful in a manly way drifters must come to grips with definitions of beauty and one another when Clem sprouts wings from his shoulders.

[identity profile] easyalchemy.livejournal.com 2006-01-25 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Vinnie Barbarino!

[identity profile] kinra.livejournal.com 2006-01-25 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Hunchback Mountain (Humpback mountain?)

Quasimodo and Igor from Young Frankenstein spend several unforgettable midnights stealing brains (and glances) from the church cemetary.

[identity profile] creativedv8tion.livejournal.com 2006-01-26 03:11 am (UTC)(link)

Escape from Bareback Witch Mountain:

Two young teenage cowboys from another realm/world/something escape and come to Earth, finding love and comfort in the taboo of each other's arms (and other body parts), while being pursued by Donald Pleasance, who wants to harness their psychic powers for gay porn movies.

[identity profile] creativedv8tion.livejournal.com 2006-01-26 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)

Yeah, I remember totally not understanding the movie, or the ending left too much hanging or something. It's been a while.

Thank yew.

Totally not related!!!

[identity profile] cinn48.livejournal.com 2006-01-26 01:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Hope you had a good birthday yesterday!