Male Hygiene
Jul. 18th, 2002 11:14 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
thebitterguyI've taken a new step: I'm shaving almost every few days.
It used to be I'd take so long to shave it was literally a point of no return situation. I'd be so scruffy it was time to shave or grow beard.
But now, no longer. I'm enjoying the attention of Senora Gillette every couple days.
I assume it's just the combination of Mach 3 POWER! and the summer heat.
I swear to God, my HAIR is sweating.
Oh, yeah: The Star ran a poll on gay marriage. Surprisingly, the majority were against it. Even MORE surprising were how dumb the anti marriage quotes were.
Swear to God (SWEAR TO GOD, people, I can't make this up) one of them used the "it was Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve" quote. Actually, rabbi shithead, it was Allegory and Metaphor, but let's not act rational or anything.
Then some guy did the thing about "everytime someone starts talking about their rights, it means they want to infringe on mine."
Holy shit, he's right. I can only imagine how his capital values got diminished when they freed his slaves and denied him the right for a dowry for his 13 daughters.
Fuck. I seriously fail to see how letting gays and lesbians destroy their lives is infringing on his rights.
Ah, well.
Oh, yeah: We do not choose our own music. The music chooses us.
It used to be I'd take so long to shave it was literally a point of no return situation. I'd be so scruffy it was time to shave or grow beard.
But now, no longer. I'm enjoying the attention of Senora Gillette every couple days.
I assume it's just the combination of Mach 3 POWER! and the summer heat.
I swear to God, my HAIR is sweating.
Oh, yeah: The Star ran a poll on gay marriage. Surprisingly, the majority were against it. Even MORE surprising were how dumb the anti marriage quotes were.
Swear to God (SWEAR TO GOD, people, I can't make this up) one of them used the "it was Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve" quote. Actually, rabbi shithead, it was Allegory and Metaphor, but let's not act rational or anything.
Then some guy did the thing about "everytime someone starts talking about their rights, it means they want to infringe on mine."
Holy shit, he's right. I can only imagine how his capital values got diminished when they freed his slaves and denied him the right for a dowry for his 13 daughters.
Fuck. I seriously fail to see how letting gays and lesbians destroy their lives is infringing on his rights.
Ah, well.
Oh, yeah: We do not choose our own music. The music chooses us.
![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
no subject
Date: 2002-07-18 10:27 pm (UTC)I cant BELIEVE they stooped that low to use the adam and steve reference! They should just staple to their fat heads, " Look we have a weak arguement!"
Grrr...
I think they should have same sex marriages. The more people except each other, the better off the world would be.
*shakes her head* I still can't beleive they said that....
Re:
Date: 2002-07-19 06:50 pm (UTC)Marriage is an institution, and everyone needs to spend SOME time in an institution.
I love the whole conception thing, too. So, we should ban old people from getting married? That's why I ain't Orthodox no more.
utterly off subject
Date: 2002-07-18 10:45 pm (UTC)Re: utterly off subject
Date: 2002-07-19 05:21 pm (UTC)But let me know when you'll be in Mississauga. Unless something goes horribly wrong and you're caught in the blast at GenCon.
no subject
Date: 2002-07-19 05:17 am (UTC)I can see it now... you're trapped in an elevator with your old drill sergeant-guy (or whatever he was), and pushes you up against the wall...
"Make fun of me with your soiled underpants, will you?? Well... I bet you still don't know how to shave!!"
And then you'll calmly, cooly, open your special shaving kit, and take him to school!
Re:
Date: 2002-07-19 05:17 pm (UTC)And I suffer no razor burn with the power of Old Spice at my side.