Male Hygiene
Jul. 18th, 2002 11:14 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
thebitterguyI've taken a new step: I'm shaving almost every few days.
It used to be I'd take so long to shave it was literally a point of no return situation. I'd be so scruffy it was time to shave or grow beard.
But now, no longer. I'm enjoying the attention of Senora Gillette every couple days.
I assume it's just the combination of Mach 3 POWER! and the summer heat.
I swear to God, my HAIR is sweating.
Oh, yeah: The Star ran a poll on gay marriage. Surprisingly, the majority were against it. Even MORE surprising were how dumb the anti marriage quotes were.
Swear to God (SWEAR TO GOD, people, I can't make this up) one of them used the "it was Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve" quote. Actually, rabbi shithead, it was Allegory and Metaphor, but let's not act rational or anything.
Then some guy did the thing about "everytime someone starts talking about their rights, it means they want to infringe on mine."
Holy shit, he's right. I can only imagine how his capital values got diminished when they freed his slaves and denied him the right for a dowry for his 13 daughters.
Fuck. I seriously fail to see how letting gays and lesbians destroy their lives is infringing on his rights.
Ah, well.
Oh, yeah: We do not choose our own music. The music chooses us.
It used to be I'd take so long to shave it was literally a point of no return situation. I'd be so scruffy it was time to shave or grow beard.
But now, no longer. I'm enjoying the attention of Senora Gillette every couple days.
I assume it's just the combination of Mach 3 POWER! and the summer heat.
I swear to God, my HAIR is sweating.
Oh, yeah: The Star ran a poll on gay marriage. Surprisingly, the majority were against it. Even MORE surprising were how dumb the anti marriage quotes were.
Swear to God (SWEAR TO GOD, people, I can't make this up) one of them used the "it was Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve" quote. Actually, rabbi shithead, it was Allegory and Metaphor, but let's not act rational or anything.
Then some guy did the thing about "everytime someone starts talking about their rights, it means they want to infringe on mine."
Holy shit, he's right. I can only imagine how his capital values got diminished when they freed his slaves and denied him the right for a dowry for his 13 daughters.
Fuck. I seriously fail to see how letting gays and lesbians destroy their lives is infringing on his rights.
Ah, well.
Oh, yeah: We do not choose our own music. The music chooses us.
