Hoo'd Win? The Animal Kingdom!
Jun. 19th, 2005 10:28 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
thebitterguyLadies and gentlemen! Let us now turn our attention to a battle from the natural world, as two of nature's great predators face off in the Hoo'd Win arena!
Now, I ask you a question that has harried men and women through the centuries, stymied great thinkers, and turned philosophers to the bottle! Well, to another bottle.
I ask you now, this! Hoo'd win? A Liger, or a Grizzly bear?
Consider all the facts! Weigh your thoughts carefully! Ponder all the relevant data! Or just guess!
Begin! Now!
Now, I ask you a question that has harried men and women through the centuries, stymied great thinkers, and turned philosophers to the bottle! Well, to another bottle.
I ask you now, this! Hoo'd win? A Liger, or a Grizzly bear?
Consider all the facts! Weigh your thoughts carefully! Ponder all the relevant data! Or just guess!
Begin! Now!
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Date: 2005-06-20 03:10 am (UTC)Well, all respects due to Jushin "Thunder" Liger, but I'd have to go with "The Russian Bear", Ivan Koloff, if we're talking both wrestlers in their prime.
Jushin is awesome, but his offensive abilities are really limited against anyone weighing more than say 200-220 pounds. Ivan would just take a beating from Jushin, and then Nikita would run into the ring when the ref was being distracted by Ivan, and he'd hit Jushin with the Russian Sickle clothesline, and then bolt out of the ring.
And Ivan'd cover Jushin for the 1-2-3.