Enterprise: Thank God it's over

[thebitterguy]

I didn't watch the finale, but judging by this review by khaosworks and the screams of horror from Snra afterwards, I didn't miss much.

I guess no sane person could really have enjoyed that finale.

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[terminal-pariah.livejournal.com]

Okay, I've been spamming you with this but there are two alternative episodes I would have liked to have seen.

Alternative finale 1
Episode opens with Riker and Troi standing in the holodeck.

Riker: Riker to bridge. The rogue holodeck virus has been destroyed.
Picard over communicator: Excellent work, Number One.
Troi: So Will, what should we do now?
Riker: Let's split a fudge sundae. In your room.
Troi: knowing smile

Cut to CG shot of Enterprise E warping out.
(shamelessly stolen from a comment on Slashdot)

Alternative finale 2
A group of annoyed Trek fans wants Enterprise cancelled, so they hire Mr. T and the A-Team to put Berman out of business. Okay, that's more like an A-Team episode about Enterprise but frankly I don't see any problem with it.