Those bastards at Entertainment Weekly!

[Cartman]God DAMMIT![/Cartman] Those skunks at Entertainment Weekly, in addition to their constant Wil Wheaton bashing (wonderful kid, works so hard, loves his parents even though they, you know, drank the kool aid) have gone too far!

Now they're referring to The Bitter Guy's First Rule of Comedy without proper attribution!

This has gone... TOO FAR.

If only there were some way to punish them that they hadn't already done to themselves. Nothing could be more devastating than Joel Stein's column.

Will you be my music friend?

Okay, Lordi is playing the Pheonis Sunday, April 29. I am interested in going, because, hey, Eurovision winner. Is anyone else in the region of the T.Dot interested in going?

In similar, less 'cool' news, Rush is touring this summer, and I'd hate to go alone to that. Anyone?

Last Night on BSG

( Last Night, so I use Sploiler Alert! )

Canadian Comedy... Reeeeejected!

You know what pisses me off? I can't find a copy of the picture of Mario Dumont from today's Star.

In it, the leader of ADQ (i.e. The Party Who Stands for What, Exactly?) is getting a hug from this old lady who, I swear, looks like Chretien in drag, and it looks like she's choking him. I wanted to caption it "Johnny C comes out of retirement for one last job", but I can't find the damn photo!