Michael Knight Vs. John Constantine

No, not a Brokeback Mountain joke.

David Hasselhoff is apparently huge in Germany (The song "Hot Shot City" is particularly good!). People say this like it's an accepted fact, so we accept it to be true. 'He's huge in Germany. Massive.' Star of the most popular softcore tv show ever, and a massive singing star. So, yes, in large parts of the world, many people are popular that we are not familiar with. There's even some Spanish guy who has (supposedly) sold more records than Sinatra and Elvis, even though Wikipedia claims not to have heard of him. It may still be true but, hey, he sings in Spanish. Even Julio knew enough to cut some wax in English, si?

But how, then, is this acceptable? Seriously. Oy. That's just scary. He surfs on a motorcycle, sings on an Alaskan Carnival Cruise, and hangs out in Africa. I wanted to look away, but mr_weasel made me keep watching, which means he's the bad guy in a horror movie.

mr_weasel, not David Hasselhoff. He'll be starring in Knight Rider, apparently.

David Hasselhoff, not mr_weasel. Although that would be cool.

In other news, specifically for the edification of nottheterritory, a couple articles explaining that Sting is the inspiration for John Constantine.

THERE IS NO EMOTICON FOR HOW I FEEL!

Ladies and gentlemen: Because everywhere on the internet, evil abounds, I present to you, live from the top of my Gmail account (and, if you'd like one, let me know): Spam Fajitas.

If you were to replace the Spam with, you know, meat, it might be good. Or, hell, leave out the Spam entirely and make it veggie!

But this is part of a rainbow of wrong: the rest of the rainbow also contains Spam recipes.

Ah, SOAR. What have you become.

You like Serenity?

You like the muppets?

Go to this link, mm kay?