The Bitter Guide to Shaving

Okay, this is the basic process of shaving.

First, headlblade, headblade, headblade, check scalp for stubble, headblade any remaining stubble.

Shave behind ears with razor. Shave sideburns (well, what would be sideburns). Shave sides of face, bottom of neck.

Hmm. Should I keep a goatee? Nah. BT,DT. Shave chin. Hmmm. Maybe a Long Side Handlebar? What am I, a biker?

How about a nice, strong, Turkish mustache? Nah. Shave, shave, shave. Hey, Stalin! Nah. Shave, shave. Hey, Hitler! Definitely Nah.

Done! Glossy Headlube, facial aftershave, and we're off to the races. Or work. Or not work, if it's a weekend.

That damn gaming purity test

Well, there goes an early morning.

( but apparently I lied on it. Who knew? )