The Bitter Guide to Shaving

[thebitterguy]

Okay, this is the basic process of shaving.

First, headlblade, headblade, headblade, check scalp for stubble, headblade any remaining stubble.

Shave behind ears with razor. Shave sideburns (well, what would be sideburns). Shave sides of face, bottom of neck.

Hmm. Should I keep a goatee? Nah. BT,DT. Shave chin. Hmmm. Maybe a Long Side Handlebar? What am I, a biker?

How about a nice, strong, Turkish mustache? Nah. Shave, shave, shave. Hey, Stalin! Nah. Shave, shave. Hey, Hitler! Definitely Nah.

Done! Glossy Headlube, facial aftershave, and we're off to the races. Or work. Or not work, if it's a weekend.

Comments

[granolademonic.livejournal.com]

Here's my process:

Step 1: Pretend hair is not growing on my face.

Step 2: Repeat for three or four days.

Step 3: Begrudgingly drag cheap razor across face.

Step 4: Pout.

Meanwhile, I shaved my head to the skin once, and my wife cried when she saw me (genius that I am, I unwittingly chose the anniversary of her mom's death from cancer as the day to shave all my hair off), so even though it's my favorite hair style, I'll probably never do it again. Pity.

Who is that in your icon, anyway, beyond a cartoon representation of yourself?

[thebitterguy]

It's from some design an icon website. It's me, doing Karaoke, in front of the Sphinx & Pyramids.

[granolademonic.livejournal.com]

It's me, doing Karaoke, in front of the Sphinx & Pyramids.

That old trick again? That's what everyone's doing with their icons.

I did Karaoke once. Absolutely loved it, but haven't gone back.