Hoo'd Win: The Super-Abbreviated, Wiki-Annotated edition.

[thebitterguy]

Jeremy Brett as Sherlock holmes or Hugh Laurie as Gregory House.

[Poll #1297324]

Comments

[absinthe-dot-ca.livejournal.com]

I figure they'd be pretty evenly matched in both brains and misogynistic tendencies, but Holmes would eventually just tip up House's cane and watch him teeter over.

[indefatigable42.livejournal.com]

Mmm... Holmes' edge is in that he has more capability for compassion, tact, and keeping a cool head. I don't think he'd pull a cane out from under House, but House would be the first one to have steam coming out of his ears.

[vampyrehunterm.livejournal.com]

C'mon, Jeremy Brett was the best Sherlock ever! While I admire Hugh Laurie, he has nothing on Jeremy. :)

[anidada.livejournal.com]

*confused* Doing what, exactly?

[thebitterguy]

It's just a riff on how they're the same character.

[anidada.livejournal.com]

I know that's the deal with the who'd win schtick, I'm just not seeing it in this case.

[indefatigable42.livejournal.com]

SLASHY FANFICTION THINGS.

[anidada.livejournal.com]

...together, or separately? :)

[viktor-haag.livejournal.com]

House does not know Baritsu.

[momentrabbit.livejournal.com]

Intriguing, as both are examples of a dark little theory I've had brewing for a while. Namely, there are some with vested interests in instilling a meme in the hind-mind that, as long as you're brilliant enough, you can be a royal dick to your coworkers, friends and strangers.

Abstaining from vote, noting that House would win - he'd cheat. But we'd all lose.

[redeem147.livejournal.com]

For smarts, Holmes. For grouchiness, it's a toss up. Physically, Holmes could kick House's cane and knock him over (though he wouldn't, because he's a gentleman).

You know House is just a modern reworking of Holmes, right? I'm assuming that's why you're who'd winning them.

[creativedv8tion.livejournal.com]

Holmes always wins. I don't know the Jeremy Brett performance, but it doesn't matter. Holmes always wins.