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Because there was Controversy
Dec. 12th, 2005 10:04 pmI give to you: DOOM'S DIALOGUE!
FF #5
"You are wise to restrain yourselves! Fast you you may be, my little pet here is FASTER!"
"Now that we to perform for me! If you carry it out successfully, you will be rewarded! if not, I have a hostage!"
"I have successfully developed the most incredible invention of the age... an actual Time Travel Device! And I want you to go centuries into the past and obtain the legendary treasure of BLACKBEARDfor me!"
Admittedly, I believe it's mostly the fault of Stan Lee. Not a single sentence in the comic book ends in a period. It's all question marks and exclamation points. Even in exposition.
If anything, the McSweeney'sbit was understated.
FF #5
"You are wise to restrain yourselves! Fast you you may be, my little pet here is FASTER!"
"Now that we to perform for me! If you carry it out successfully, you will be rewarded! if not, I have a hostage!"
"I have successfully developed the most incredible invention of the age... an actual Time Travel Device! And I want you to go centuries into the past and obtain the legendary treasure of BLACKBEARDfor me!"
Admittedly, I believe it's mostly the fault of Stan Lee. Not a single sentence in the comic book ends in a period. It's all question marks and exclamation points. Even in exposition.
If anything, the McSweeney'sbit was understated.
