thebitterguy

The time has come, I think, to step away from the main ring here in Hoo'd Win, and visit the auxilliary stages, where the second bananas of the fantastic universe battle for supremacy.

In the corner to my left stands Dr. Byron Orpheus, necromancer, single father and tenant. He is a master of the mystic arts, and maintains a business offering a specialized form of life insurance (don't miss a payment!). Along with his companions, Jefferson Twilight and The Alchemist, he forms the Order of the Triad.

In the right corner hovers Mentok, the Mind Taker. A former supervillain, he now imposes order as a judge in a major metropolitan city. He posseses great mental powers, primarily predicated around taking minds which he displays in little racks not unlike a collection of ceramic thimbles.

Both these masters of Mentalism and Mysticism keep the bench warm for the real stars, but we all know there's no small roles, just small actors. So!

Whose mind will be made up? Who shall dominate, and who shall be enthralled? You! MAKE! THE! Call.

[Poll #1267527]

I'm no fan of baseball, but this article on why Bugs Bunny is the greatest banned player ever made me giggle.

The sincerity the author manages to use to discuss a baseball game from a bugs bunny cartoon is astounding.

Via sixteenbynine.