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[thebitterguy]

Between maliszew last summer, and pyat and nottheterritory this month, I regret throwing out my Cubans.

Cause there ain't nothing that calls for orally ingesting carcinogens like a new baby!

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[maliszew.livejournal.com]

I appreciate the sentiment -- I mean this sincerely, believe it or not -- but, if you had wished to celebrate my son's birth with a cancer log, I'd hope you'd choose something anti-Communist. Just humor me, OK? :)

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[thebitterguy]

Nah. Then, we'd celebrate with a big meal of chinese food and... Fuck, what do they eat in North Korea? Dogs?

Well, I'd work vodka in there for old times sake.

[pyat.livejournal.com]

The birth of my first child would be a suitable occasion to relax my Salavationist anti-tobacco creed - possibly the only time in my life I would accept and smoke a cigar. Much like I consented to drink champagne on New Year's Eve 1999.

So, yes, it was a a shame. :-)

And I don't mind Commie cigars. :-) Cuba is a funny, happy, dictatorship!

[pyat.livejournal.com]

We sure sucked the fun out of that in record time. :-)

Bitterguy: My friends! Have cigars!
Maliszew: Cuban?? Egad, man, those are made by hobbled grandmothers in the heart of a volcano!
Pyat: Cigars? Those are the devil's nipples!

[elissa-carey.livejournal.com]

Let me add to it, then--

Elissa: Oh my lord, those things stink to high heaven.

My husband loves them, though, so he'd probably happily smoke mine. A baby? Many happy sentiments. :)

[pyat.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

Today is the due date. No sign of baby yet.

"Usul, we have baby sign the likes of which not even GOD has seen."

[elissa-carey.livejournal.com]

That is my favorite line from Lynch's Dune. Congratulations, that just rocked hardcore. :)

re Babysign: Oh yeah. Been there. Hope that your children are not like mine; in the wee hours of the morning of the first checkup I would've needed because of baby-lateness, my daughter decided that Today Is The Day. (All went well aside from that, though.)

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[thebitterguy]

Hey, to keep it equally innapropriate, I'd inolve more liquor, and possibly harsh language.

[nottheterritory.livejournal.com]

Only time I ever had a cigar was my cousin's bachelor party - it was... interesting. It's hard to know what to do with them - you don't really want to put them down or drink or eat anything much while holding so you just end up racing through it.

Still though - I'd have liked the commie cigars - in fact the cigar makers were a leading force in the Communist revolution in Cuba.

Although actually I suppose, if anything, I should be trying to track down the Spanish cigars made by the company my great-grandfather and his brothers started.

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[thebitterguy]

Trust me, they were A) old and B) moist. I don't think there was much smoke-a-liciousness in them.