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thebitterguyToday's Hoo'd Win is brought to you by Warner Brothers. And Carl's Jr.
This Friday will see the release of I Am Legend, the latest film iteration of the book of the same name (which is the same story as The World's Shortest Horror Story, pretty much). In it, Robert Neville is the last man on Earth and must hide/battle/cure ravening hordes of Zombies/Vampires/Libertarians.
Neville has a strong cinematic pedigree, having been illuminated in the images of Vincent Price in The Last Man on Earth, Charleton "Cold Dead Fingers!" Heston in The Omega Man. In it, Libertarian Zompires pry things from people's hands. Hey, they obviously earned it!
The newest iteration stars Will 'Hell No!' Smith as Robert Neville. Apparently he's an army bacteriologist or something. This version, the first one actually named I Am Legend will likely incite Nerd Rage, as it involves an old story and the only thing grumpier than a Nerd is an old Nerd.
In this film, a man and his dog survive in an abandoned New York, playing Golf, driving around, and sleeping at night in a tub. I guess it's lonely after the apocalypse.
Unfortunately, only one of these megastars of the world can be the winner! Which Neville will reign supreme?
You make the call!
Brought to you by Carl's Jr.
[Poll #1104895]
This Friday will see the release of I Am Legend, the latest film iteration of the book of the same name (which is the same story as The World's Shortest Horror Story, pretty much). In it, Robert Neville is the last man on Earth and must hide/battle/cure ravening hordes of Zombies/Vampires/Libertarians.
Neville has a strong cinematic pedigree, having been illuminated in the images of Vincent Price in The Last Man on Earth, Charleton "Cold Dead Fingers!" Heston in The Omega Man. In it, Libertarian Zompires pry things from people's hands. Hey, they obviously earned it!
The newest iteration stars Will 'Hell No!' Smith as Robert Neville. Apparently he's an army bacteriologist or something. This version, the first one actually named I Am Legend will likely incite Nerd Rage, as it involves an old story and the only thing grumpier than a Nerd is an old Nerd.
In this film, a man and his dog survive in an abandoned New York, playing Golf, driving around, and sleeping at night in a tub. I guess it's lonely after the apocalypse.
Unfortunately, only one of these megastars of the world can be the winner! Which Neville will reign supreme?
You make the call!
Brought to you by Carl's Jr.
[Poll #1104895]
