Oh. My. God.

[thebitterguy]

Not safe for any human being.

I want sixteenbynine to come to my house and show me this movie.

On the one hand (the one with fingers still on it) it will settle the nasty Ninjas Vs Cyborgs confusion.

Comments

[thetathx1138.livejournal.com]

Wow. That looks retarded. And awesome.

[jeffreyab.livejournal.com]

Nasty Ninjas versus Cyborg JAPANESE SCHOOLGIRLS!

[thebitterguy]

Well, yeah, but the schoolgirl thing kind of goes without saying.

[spross.livejournal.com]

Those Japanese make the bestis movies... ;)

[life-on-queen.livejournal.com]

*goggles*

Um. Whoa.

[thebitterguy]

Now, did your eyes bleed?

[life-on-queen.livejournal.com]

A little but I thought it was the Red Bull.

[sarahnade.livejournal.com]

I can already see the sequel: Machine Girl vs. Ash: Battle for the Hand!

[granolademonic.livejournal.com]

...vs. Dollman... vs. Demonic Toys...

[nexstarman.livejournal.com]

Reminds me of Kwoon a little bit.

[stop-no-dont.livejournal.com]

Holy Hell Yeah!

[sixteenbynine.livejournal.com]

MACHINE GIRL

I WILL PARACHUTE INTO YOUR LIVING ROOM AND PROJECT THIS MOVIE ONTO YOUR RETINAS O YES INDEEDY

[deven-science.livejournal.com]

But is it real?

I can never tell. Those Japanese are just wacky enough to be serious about this, if that doesn't contradict itself too much.

[thebitterguy]

Did you ever see a little movie called Versus? That film was described thusly: "It's like someone took a look at the Matrix and said 'it needs more zombies.'"

I can only assume this is real.

[absinthe-dot-ca.livejournal.com]

Well, that was.... interesting. Sorry, that was so far from anything I was expecting to see at 9am on a Monday morning that I just have no idea how to react...

[sdharing.livejournal.com]

I came away from that thinking just two awesome words:

Drill Bra.

[queenie-writes.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA Awesome. I was sold at Drill bra. That's B movie cheese gold.