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In the mid-70s, a small town in the heart of Texas was host to one of the horrific alien incursions on record.

The aliens claimed to be European, and had taken up residence in a sprawling estate on the outside of the town. The aliens, who were either humanoid in shape or able to assume/imitate human shapes.

The experiments they performed included cloning, and transfering half of a local hustler's brain into the clone's body.

After a local couple interrupted the culmination of the bioengineering experiments, the evening's festivities included a session of brainwashing and sexual assault on them by the leader of the aliens in which he attempted to unleash their id, the wild and untamed side of their personalities.

During that night, after the intervention of a local UFOlogist who revealed their origins, the second in command of the mission assassinated his leader (supposedly on orders from their superiors) during a late night swim/orgy, and left the planet, taking the mansion with them and leaving the human surivors behind, dazed and crawling like insects on the planet's face.

Date: 2007-08-28 09:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] creativedv8tion.livejournal.com

http://www.rockyhorror.com/

Date: 2007-08-28 09:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] uncut-diamond.livejournal.com
Oh, now I got ya.

Date: 2007-08-28 09:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cargoweasel.livejournal.com
I heard about this! I believe a documentary film was made about this event.

Date: 2007-08-28 09:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] creativedv8tion.livejournal.com

It was more of a docudrama/reenactment.

Date: 2007-08-28 09:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] creativedv8tion.livejournal.com

Your logic is impeccable.

Date: 2007-08-28 09:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] redeem147.livejournal.com
You forgot the singing.

Date: 2007-08-28 10:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elizard100.livejournal.com
oh noes!!!!

Date: 2007-08-29 12:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nottheterritory.livejournal.com
Texas? I had always assumed it was New Jersey, really...

Then again, it's part of a long history of similar texts that are coy about their actual location ;)

Date: 2007-08-29 12:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spross.livejournal.com
You forgot the dance numbers. The horrible horrible dance numbers.

Date: 2007-08-29 01:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crashing-angel.livejournal.com
My sister goes to school in Denton! Gotta love Texas.
Have you ever heard of the Aurora, Tx alien?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aurora_Texas_UFO_Incident

It's astounding...

Date: 2007-08-29 02:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] botrytis.livejournal.com
Strangely, the folk of Hamilton New Zealand have a statue (http://hamilton.co.nz/photogallery.aspx?category=58&image=440) which appears to be of the second in command...

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