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[thebitterguy]

Joust, the movie!

Man. I know I'm supposed to mock that, but is a film about flying ostrich back gladitorial combat not just a little bit neat?

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[deven-science.livejournal.com]

"Joust is an arcade game that's as old as Pac-Man and has global awareness," said Cerenzie.

Global awareness? Is he serious? Is Joust somehow related to the War on Terror? I loved the game, it was my favorite on my Atari 2600, but this sounds slightly...

... retarded.

[thebitterguy]

It sounds like marketing doublespeak, so it's entirely possible it's related to the WoT.

[uniquecrash5.livejournal.com]

"This film is the type of action-packed story that appeals to all four quadrants of the movie-going public"

I know I'm late on this, but still, this piece of marketing-speak really just... really...