WHO THINKS THIS SOUNDS APPEALING?

[thebitterguy]

A recent Spam title:

With Penis Enlarge Patch you can make a hole in her back while pushing.

Comments

[spatch]

At least 'Get a visit from the big dick fairy' has the snicker factor going for it.

[thebitterguy]

Although it does sound a Little bit like a gay porn movie.

[redeem147.livejournal.com]

Isn't the full name the "Larry Niven Penis Patch?"

Ouch.

Just like a shotgun blast!

[thebitterguy]

Now that you mention it, a lot of spam seems to be written in Bizarro.

[ketronic.livejournal.com]

LOL

[elizard100.livejournal.com]

Yeah, not so much!

[viktor-haag.livejournal.com]

::suffers through unpleasant memories of mistakenly buying a ticket to watch Urotsukidôji without really understanding what I was getting in to::

[thebitterguy]

A friend of mine was on LSD when he saw that movie.

I visit him occasionally. They make me leave my keys in a tray.

[-auntiesocial-.livejournal.com]

What the hell? Who makes up these ads? They need to make a Simpson's episode about that.

[thebitterguy]

Oh, God, yes. Homer gets hired to write Spam titles. Or Bart. That would be hilarious.