Hollow Earth Expeditions

[thebitterguy]

pyat! Get your backpack! It's off to The Earth's Core!

Heee. I guess it was a slow news day.

Comments

[pyat.livejournal.com]

Heehee. I remember their website used to have an itinerary on it. It was basically:

"Day 10: Arrive at Polar Ice Pack
Day 12: Take underground monorail to the Palace of the King of the Mole People"

[waiwode.livejournal.com]

Obviously they're agents of Terra Arcanum putting together this expedition, which is doomed to fail, in order to discredit Hollow Earth theories and guard their subterranean world from us surface dwellers.

Obviously.

Doug.

[creativedv8tion.livejournal.com]

What morons. Don't they know the Earth is flat, not hollow?

[absinthe-dot-ca.livejournal.com]

Well, if it's flat, there's an underside. Maybe what they're taking as the inside is really just the bottom, which has another layer? Maybe the world is really a big layer cake? Mmm, cake.

[creativedv8tion.livejournal.com]

Cake is good, but pie is better.

[creativedv8tion.livejournal.com]

I guess it was a slow news day.

Well, since LJ got rid of all the pedos, there's not a lot of news to report.

I'm just glad they're all gone. I feel safer now.

[thebitterguy]

I said nothing about that. Not a thing.

[thebitterguy]

Well, duh. It's as obvious as the gills on my neck.

[waiwode.livejournal.com]

Noted & emulated.

Doug.