Further proof I possess Godlike self control

[thebitterguy]

Last night, while at Pee-Rats of the Carob Bean 3, Pee-Rat Harder, when Keith Richards was making his long awaited appearance, one of my co-film enjoyers in the row behind me turned to one of their compatriots and said "that's Mick Jagger."

I did NOT stand up, turn around, rip their skull from their head, and dash about the theatre screaming "ignorance is death!"

Can you not see how restrained I am? How much discipline I possess?

And, let me just say, I thought while it was longer than the last one (at least, I assume it was), it definitely didn't feel as padded out with extraneous scences. All the action felt like it served the plot in some way, even if I had no idea what was going on half the time.

Comments

[caias.livejournal.com]

It doesn't matter that you had no idea of what was going on.

Piracy has no need to make sense. Just like the lyrics of "Smells Like Teen Spirit" and the d30.

[thebitterguy]

God, the d30. What were they thinking?

I have one around here, somewhere.

[caias.livejournal.com]

A friend of mine wrote a game that only used the d4 and the d30. It was actually quite good, strangely enough.

[uncut-diamond.livejournal.com]

You are too disciplined, my friend.

[thebitterguy]

I am the thin beige line between anarchy and order.

[lowercaseem.livejournal.com]

You're beige?

[madmanofprague.livejournal.com]

No, the line is beige. He's a low-saturation fuschia.

[thebitterguy]

Yes. Although more golden than anything else.

[redeem147.livejournal.com]

I think you showed admirable restraint.

This is my favourite Pirates of the three. Though only one crew seemed to be from the Caribbean.

Elizabeth lucked out. Only has to see Or-lame-o once every 10 years.

[thebitterguy]

Heh. Awesome Icon. Although you should flip it, for propriety's sake.

I enjoyed the fact that they actually seemed to acknowledge the fact that there are pirates from other places in it. Look! Barbary pirates! French pirates! Madagascar and India!

[thetathx1138.livejournal.com]

You see, that's one instance where I think decapitation is not only merited, but necessary. You have to kill the weed at the root.

[thebitterguy]

True. I guess I let my chance pass. I'm sure someone else will say something equally stupid in my earshot soon enough.

[thetathx1138.livejournal.com]

This is why I never leave the house unarmed.