Because Memes never turn out tragically...

[thebitterguy]

And because PJM asked me to.

IF YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST (or, you know, not), I want to know 28 things about you. I don't care if we've never talked, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. I really don't. You are obviously on my flist, so let me know with whom I'm friends!

And #20 better be yes, or SO HELP ME!

1. Your Middle Name:
2. Age:
3. Single or Taken:
4. Favourite Movie:
5. Favourite Song or Album:
6. Favourite Band/Artist:
7. Dirty or Clean:
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:
9. Do we know each other outside of LJ?
10. What's your philosophy on life?
11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty?
12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?
13. What is your favourite memory of us?
14. What is your favourite guilty pleasure?
15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
16. You can have three wishes (for yourself, so forget all the 'world peace etc' malarky) - what are they?
17. Can we get together and make a cake?
18. Which country is your spiritual home?
19. What is your big weakness?
20. Do you think I'm a good person?
21. What was your best/favourite subject at school?
22. Describe your accent
23. If you could change anything about me, would you?
24. What do you wear to sleep?
25. Trousers or skirts?
26. Cigarettes or alcohol?
27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
28. Will you repost this so i can fill it out for you?
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Comments

[maliszew.livejournal.com]

1. David
2. 37
3. Taken, which is to say, married.
4. Goodfellas
5. I can't say I have one, since popular music and I don't get along.
6. The Beatles, believe it or not.
7. Clean
8. Of course not.
9. Yes
10. Man seems to be capable of great virtues but not of small virtues; capable of defying his torturer but not of keeping his temper.
11. Half-full
12. Yes
13. Conthulhu 2002
14. Not sure I have one; I don't feel guilty about nearly enough of the many stupid things I do
15. I can eat a disturbingly large number of black olives in one sitting
16. Happiness for my children. Good health for me and my family. And, sure, a couple of hundred million in the bank.
17. We could, but you'd regret it, because, though I cook well, I do not bake well.
18. USA, I suppose
19. My children
20. Yes
21. Depends on when. I grade school, my best and my favorite were both Science. In high school, both were history.
22. Mid-Atlantic, but I've been away from home since I was 17, so I've acquire a few verbal oddities that differentiate me from other speakers with this accent.
23. I have a poor track record in changing other human beings, so I'd leave well enough alone.
24. Boxers
25. Trousers, though, not being so highfalutin, I call them pants.
26. Neither -- bleh
27. I doubt you'd want to spend your last day with me and, if you did, I'd assume you were dying of a brain tumor.
28. No way.