Because Memes never turn out tragically...

[thebitterguy]

And because PJM asked me to.

IF YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST (or, you know, not), I want to know 28 things about you. I don't care if we've never talked, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. I really don't. You are obviously on my flist, so let me know with whom I'm friends!

And #20 better be yes, or SO HELP ME!

1. Your Middle Name:
2. Age:
3. Single or Taken:
4. Favourite Movie:
5. Favourite Song or Album:
6. Favourite Band/Artist:
7. Dirty or Clean:
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:
9. Do we know each other outside of LJ?
10. What's your philosophy on life?
11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty?
12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?
13. What is your favourite memory of us?
14. What is your favourite guilty pleasure?
15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
16. You can have three wishes (for yourself, so forget all the 'world peace etc' malarky) - what are they?
17. Can we get together and make a cake?
18. Which country is your spiritual home?
19. What is your big weakness?
20. Do you think I'm a good person?
21. What was your best/favourite subject at school?
22. Describe your accent
23. If you could change anything about me, would you?
24. What do you wear to sleep?
25. Trousers or skirts?
26. Cigarettes or alcohol?
27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
28. Will you repost this so i can fill it out for you?
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[deven-science.livejournal.com]

1. Your Middle Name: John
2. Age: About to turn 33.
3. Single or Taken: Taken
4. Favourite Movie: Um, yeah, I think we just had a whole post about this? Fight Club. Still no icon for it, though.
5. Favourite Song or Album: Way to tough to answer. Instead, I'll tell you that the one on heaviest rotation right now is probably Metric's Old World Underground, Where Are You Now?
6. Favourite Band/Artist: The Pixies, hands down.
7. Dirty or Clean: Clean?
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings: Yes to tattoos. Piercings? Not so much.
9. Do we know each other outside of LJ? No.
10. What's your philosophy on life? Society as a whole has designed life to be hard and shitty, but it's very possible to carve out a spot for you that's actually pretty nice.
11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty? Eh, half-full.
12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest? Probably.
13. What is your favourite memory of us? It was some Firefly rant that made me Friend you, if memory serves.
14. What is your favourite guilty pleasure? Grey's Anatomy. It's shitty as hell, and I can't stop watching.
15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you: I can watch a movie once, and then quote it almost all the way through. It's a gift, and a curse.
16. You can have three wishes (for yourself, so forget all the 'world peace etc' malarky) - what are they? Six-pack abs. Perfect teeth. Invisibility on command.
17. Can we get together and make a cake? Sure. I don't cook much, but I enjoy baking. I've got some oatmeal butterscotch cookies that I made next to me right now.
18. Which country is your spiritual home? Norway.
19. What is your big weakness? Women folk.
20. Do you think I'm a good person? Yes?
21. What was your best/favourite subject at school? Best? Math. Favorite? History.
22. Describe your accent People sometimes ack if I'm from the Minnesota area, which is weird, 'cause I've never been there. Must be the Norse genes.
23. If you could change anything about me, would you? Don't know. What do you what?
24. What do you wear to sleep? Boxers.
25. Trousers or skirts? Trousers.
26. Cigarettes or alcohol? Neither for me, but for anyone I'm with, I'll choose alcohol.
27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? I'd let you spend it with your wife, and simply bid you a fond ado.
28. Will you repost this so i can fill it out for you? No.
b