Because Memes never turn out tragically...

[thebitterguy]

And because PJM asked me to.

IF YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST (or, you know, not), I want to know 28 things about you. I don't care if we've never talked, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. I really don't. You are obviously on my flist, so let me know with whom I'm friends!

And #20 better be yes, or SO HELP ME!

1. Your Middle Name:
2. Age:
3. Single or Taken:
4. Favourite Movie:
5. Favourite Song or Album:
6. Favourite Band/Artist:
7. Dirty or Clean:
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:
9. Do we know each other outside of LJ?
10. What's your philosophy on life?
11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty?
12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?
13. What is your favourite memory of us?
14. What is your favourite guilty pleasure?
15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
16. You can have three wishes (for yourself, so forget all the 'world peace etc' malarky) - what are they?
17. Can we get together and make a cake?
18. Which country is your spiritual home?
19. What is your big weakness?
20. Do you think I'm a good person?
21. What was your best/favourite subject at school?
22. Describe your accent
23. If you could change anything about me, would you?
24. What do you wear to sleep?
25. Trousers or skirts?
26. Cigarettes or alcohol?
27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
28. Will you repost this so i can fill it out for you?
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[lowercaseem.livejournal.com]

1. Your Middle Name: Wilhelm
2. Age: 27 (I almost typed 'twenty-six' in there)
3. Single or Taken: Woefully inert
4. Favourite Movie: THE ROYAL TENENBAUMS
5. Favourite Song or Album: ILLINOIS
6. Favourite Band/Artist: Hawksley Workman
7. Dirty or Clean: Clean
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings: Not yet
9. Do we know each other outside of LJ? We recognise each other outside of LJ
10. What's your philosophy on life? I'll get there sooner or later
11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty? Depends on what it's a bottle of
12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest? Very probably
13. What is your favourite memory of us? Sadly LARPish
14. What is your favourite guilty pleasure? Poker, punctuation
15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you: Born seven-and-a-half weeks early
16. You can have three wishes (for yourself, so forget all the 'world peace etc' malarky) - what are they? Happiness, fame, money (then peace)
17. Can we get together and make a cake? Just no frosting jokes
18. Which country is your spiritual home? Canada, though I'm fond of the UK never having been there
19. What is your big weakness? An unfortunate mixture of pride, intelligence, and laziness
20. Do you think I'm a good person? Yes or I'd remove you from my friendslist
21. What was your best/favourite subject at school? English
22. Describe your accent: Educated Southeastern Ontarian
23. If you could change anything about me, would you? Your infatuation with smartcars
24. What do you wear to sleep? Jammie bottoms and a Deutscher Fussballbund jersey from their '98 campaign
25. Trousers or skirts? On whom?
26. Cigarettes or alcohol? Alcohol, THEN cigarettes if I've forgotten that I don't smoke
27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? Exchange pleasantries before I pushed you toward someone more significant in your life
28. Will you repost this so i can fill it out for you? Sooner or later