The tragedy of Facebook.

[thebitterguy]

"Ah, shit. He's alive. And he's bred! MotherFUCKER!" Or, Whatever Happened to the guy who used to beat me up in High School.

Yeah, I finally found out that the Alumni association for my high school is incomplete, as there's also an organization for people who went to it when it was just the top floor of an empty public school and an old grade school.

That's where, as the title suggests, I found out that a guy I never got along with (me=small, him= asshole; I'm sure the equations suggest themselves to you) was alive, and apparently has a kid. Well, I assume it's his. He may just be preparing to feed.

I mean, finding him alive was annoying enough (why is it that I recognize two people, one an old bud I'm glad to see, the other Jabba the Douchebag? Have I angered God? Okay, dumb question), but a family? I need to dig out the copy of "When good things happen to bad people" I stole from Grade 10 English.

Ah, well. Now I can stalk him by the internet.

Comments

[indefatigable42.livejournal.com]

Aww. I was feeling masochistic one night and went looking for my old bullies on Facebook. Fortunately they don't seem to have figured out how to use the internet.

[thebitterguy]

Nah, I've got a couple of them so far. Curses!

[creativedv8tion.livejournal.com]

That's ok, one of the guys who used to bully me is trying to adopt a kitten from the animal shelter I work at. Yeah, like I'm going to let a critter go to a home with a guy who had some serious anger issues...

[easyalchemy.livejournal.com]

Perhaps his child is from hell, and will grow up to burn down the house on purpose in it's teens, or get 15 girls pregnant and then decide to convert to Mormonism and marry the girls and move them all into his parents' house, or deal crack out of their basement.

Some of my least favourite people have really terrible children.

[thebitterguy]

Unfortunately, it's a girl, so she can only get herself pregnant.

The burning down the house, though, that's something we can hope for.

[madmanofprague.livejournal.com]

Pregnant with SATAN.

[uhlrik.livejournal.com]

Fact-check: Mormons don't practice plural marriage anymore.

Perhaps you're referring to the FLDS guys like Warren Jeffs.

[creativedv8tion.livejournal.com]

You were small?

The big question is... was your skull still massive? B/c if you were small, and your skull massive, I can see why you got picked on. Bet you were called Bobblehead Bitters.

[fossilapostle.livejournal.com]

I registered years ago on classmates.com and listed myself as dead.

It was the cheaper option. The other was hiring an actress, roughly my age and height, to go to a reunion as me, post-operation.

[thebitterguy]

Hmmm. You know, I wish I'd thought of that first. I wonder what Chyna charges for an afternoon's work?

[elizalavelle.livejournal.com]

LOL I've found a few of those, in my case it's mean girls who made life hell... a lot of them look pretty slutty now which is amusing. A class bully breeding, not so amusing...

[thetathx1138.livejournal.com]

Look at it this way: he was probably heartbroken he didn't have a boy. Every day, he wakes up and thinks "I don't have a son. My balls have failed me."

I bet when he has a son, his son will be small. And bullied. Sins of the father and all that.

[racing-girl.livejournal.com]

Thankfully, I was primarily bullied but the french and their inability to read English will prevent them from being able to join facebook. *sighs with relief*

Don't feel bad, just driving by that high school when I go home gives me an anxiety attack.

[crashing-angel.livejournal.com]

"Ah, shit. He's alive. And he's bred! MotherFUCKER!"
Ugh, that's the worse feeling in the world.

[thebitterguy]

Not the worst, but it sure as hell isn't ice cream.

[adamjury.livejournal.com]

Is stalking someone more or less creepy than mind control fantasies?

[thebitterguy]

That depends: Am I joking about stalking him, or am I building a website dedicated to talking about how I'm stalking him?

[adamjury.livejournal.com]

Fantasy is fantasy, whether it's sexual or not.

1. Thinking about stalking someone.

2. Thinking about having sex with someone.

3. Thinking about having forced sex with someone.

These three things are equally invasive to that person -- not at all.

All fantasy, whether it is written down or not, sexual or not, violent or not, has elements of non-consent because it is _not possible_ to have someone consent fully to any sort of fantasy without actually acting it out.

Stalking is a serious and traumatic issue for many people. Maybe it shouldn't be joked about, because if it is, that certainly opens the doors for many other things.

[thebitterguy]

Stop. You're being silly again, and need to go to bed.

[adamjury.livejournal.com]

Ah yes, logic and standards. A sure sign of the crazy.

[thebitterguy]

Finish your Gilmore Girls and go to bed. Shoo.

[adamjury.livejournal.com]

Ah, the sweet smell of victory over breakfast.

[thebitterguy]

Spaghetti isn't breakfast unless you use a cream based sauce.

[adamjury.livejournal.com]

Well, I creamed you, that's for sure.