Tell me! I need jokes.

[thebitterguy]

Toronto has an independant free WiFi offering coffeehouse called Linux.

As a second class computer geek, I cannot think of funny jokes about this. Please, loyal Bitterites, help me out.

Here is a few starts:

When you order a cappucino, it comes...

When you order a coffee, first you have to...

Comments

[thetathx1138.livejournal.com]

Is the owner's last name Root?

[viktor-haag.livejournal.com]

Is the owner a vocal, opinionated, socially liberal Finn?

Are all the baristas required to wear tuxedos?

[thebitterguy]

No one actually owns the cafe, but you have to pay waiters individually?

I got nuttin.

I've been to many cafes that would be improved by being owned by a vocal, opinionated, liberal Finn.

[absinthe-dot-ca.livejournal.com]

Well, it runs on Java anyway.

[thebitterguy]

FTW!

[barkman.livejournal.com]

I'll have what the penguin had?

[crashing-angel.livejournal.com]

regular, grande, or html?
debug it?
*cricket chirps*
I suck at this :P

[thebitterguy]

It's a challenge, and one I wasn't up to.

[normanrafferty.livejournal.com]

All the drinks have the same name, but each of them is brewed differently.

The beans are free, but you have to bring your own coffee grinder.

The brew is weak and watery, but everyone says it tastes better than Starbuck's.

[thebitterguy]

All very good. I knew I'd get some good ones from you.

[halfelf.livejournal.com]

Everyone wants to try the coffee, but most people end up having to dump it out a quarter of the way through, or get someone who is experienced at drinking the coffee to help them out with it.

The quality of the coffee is directly proportional to the amount of time it takes to drink - or at least, that's what the regulars say.

The best thing about the coffee is that you don't need a really good cup for it - pretty much anything will work. However, if you want to actually put cream and sugar into it, you will probably need some sort of adaptor for it to work right.