Oh, sweet Christmas

[thebitterguy]

Compared to this:

The Hourman one was Citizen Kane.

Holy Crap. I think my brain's about to explode out the back of my skull.

Edit: And.... There's a sequel.

Comments

[tfbretz.livejournal.com]

I know you think that sharing these somehow lessens your own pain, but it's simply not the case.

[thebitterguy]

It's all part of my master plan.

[waiwode.livejournal.com]

You might enjoy this Green Hornet film (http://www.lefrelonvert-court.com/index.php?page=videos), if you haven't seen it already.

Doug.

[doc-mystery.livejournal.com]

You know, there's a sequel to this, don't you?

::B::

[creativedv8tion.livejournal.com]

For the love of puppies, don't tell him that!!!!!

[doc-mystery.livejournal.com]

Sorry, here it is!



::B::

[creativedv8tion.livejournal.com]

You're just wrong, you know that?

(And trust me... considering the source, that says something.)

[thebitterguy]

I hadn't looked that deep until now, but, yep. It's a double feature!

[creativedv8tion.livejournal.com]

I got by the Batman in the middle of the day on the rooftop.

I laughed, but tolerated the sweatpants Batman costume.

Even the idiots filming when the wind was louder than the words spoken...

But the training scene? Ahahahahahahahhaha.

Couldn't bear to watch any more after that.

I used to think that the shitty Doctor Who and James Bond fanfilms we did in high school were bad... and they were, but they were gold compared to the crap you've been finding.

[thebitterguy]

That's the thing. Used to be, people would use a camera, their parents would look proud, and maybe they'd show them in their basement, make popcorn and sell tickets.

And then they'd make Unbreakable fifteen years later.

The Internet has damned us all.

[viktor-haag.livejournal.com]

Maybe the author will grow up to be the next Shyamalan (which may be a blessing, or a curse, depending on one's tastes). Call me if that happens. For now, I can't watch more than 20 seconds of either of these without immediately lunging for the STOP button.

[thebitterguy]

Well, I didn't say it happened EVERY time.

[stop-no-dont.livejournal.com]

I couldn't get through the opening monologue. I just ... couldn't.

[thebitterguy]

I have a thick crapedermis that allows me to watch bad fan films in their entirety.

[gamera-spinning.livejournal.com]

WHY did you do that to me? I didn't do anything to you...

Fucking OW!

[thebitterguy]

I blame SPider Robinson. But then agian, I blame him for almost everything.