GIP!

[thebitterguy]

What TIME is it, bitches!? Time to check my CROTCH CLOCK!

Icon courtesy bandersnitch, crotch clock courtesy Troy.

Troy, fine fashion for men. Troy, combat a la mode.

That means high fashion combat, not combat with ice cream.

Comments

[anidada.livejournal.com]

But I want combat with ice cream and Eliza Dushku!

[thebitterguy]

You can only have one.

Of course, ice cream with Eliza Dushku would be nice. We'd get waffle cones with rocky road and discuss mid-East peace.

[anidada.livejournal.com]

...in bed.

What?

[thebitterguy]

What is this, a fortune cookie?

[life-on-queen.livejournal.com]

You sir, are not right. ;)

[thebitterguy]

If the croth clock is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

[uhlrik.livejournal.com]

Once wrongness gets to a certain level, it becomes right.

[thebitterguy]

It's like a moebius strip.

[bandersnitch.livejournal.com]

Nothing says High fashion like a crotch clock.

Want to know what time it is bitches?

Look at my crotch... thats what time it is....


no really, why are you running away? I have a crotch clock!!

[anidada.livejournal.com]

It can't hold a candle to the red codpiece on the lead singer of Cameo in the Word Up video.

[thebitterguy]

It may not be able to hold a candle, but it can hold a clock.

[bandersnitch.livejournal.com]

[thebitterguy]

Wow. That codpiece is... hypnotic.

[kellyhk.livejournal.com]

Okay, the whole post just made me laugh.

*cuddles*

[thebitterguy]

The Crotch Clock exists to bring joy, and swiss timekeeping precision.

[crashing-angel.livejournal.com]

Alright, I just have to ask - what's a crotch clock?

[thebitterguy]

Canadian inventor Troy Hurtubise invented a suit of body armour for the military that had its clock in its crotch. Hence Crotch Clock.