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[thebitterguy]

Messed up dreams? This should count.

Okay, I was visiting anidada and nottheterritory at their place, only it was located on the other side of Yonge, and it was on Bloor st, but it was the same house. I was on my way out and they were ordering a pizza, and pizza always cost $4.99 because Brian Mulroney had ordered it be so. Anyway, as I was heading out, I remind A&N that it would be a good idea if they put their guns away, as there were several holdstered handguns scattered around the house.

And that's why I hate sleeping deep enough to dream.

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[anidada.livejournal.com]

Did I have a goatee?

[thebitterguy]

I couldn't tell, I was distracted by the scar running through your eyepatch.

[anidada.livejournal.com]

AWESOME!

[thebitterguy]

The REALLY wierd part is me leaving before the pizza got there.

[anidada.livejournal.com]

Well, everything else in the dream was bassackwards, so...

[pope-j-rod.livejournal.com]

I almost never remeber my dreams. I'm sure I have them, they just don't stay with me. This has been true for as long as i can rememeber, and I only have about 2-3 dreams that I do recall. This struck my roommates as amusing and they got me a nice metal bookmark with the follwoing quote:

"Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream by night." - Edgar A. Poe

[thebitterguy]

The wife is the same way. She says she doesn't have dreams, but I think she just doesn't remember them, since she will often pummel me in the face in the middle of the night.

[michael-b-lee.livejournal.com]

I'm still trying to get my head around the fact that you live in a place where "Yonge" and "Bloor" are actually words.

What a strange moon language you Canuckian's speak.

[thebitterguy]

A) Canuckistanis. Dammit.

B) They're named for proud Englishmen, who hewed York from a foreign wilderness! Besides, do you find Yonge harder to grasp than Sandakerveien?

[michael-b-lee.livejournal.com]

Canuckistanis.

Gesundheit.

Besides, do you find Yonge harder to grasp than Sandakerveien?

Honestly, half the time I think the guys around me are speaking backwards. And don't even get me started on Norwegian hip-hop. It's downright Lovecraftian. There are some uses of consonants that mortal man was never meant to explore.

That said, point to Herr Bitter. Well played, my friend. Well played.

[thebitterguy]

Learn something new every day; my exposure to Norwegian popular music was entirely Satanic death metal. Did not even know there was a hip hop scene up there.

[michael-b-lee.livejournal.com]

It's gangsta rap is really big, believe it or not. I have no idea why.

Satanic death metal? Seriously? Damn. Maybe it's all the snow and the bland food.

[thebitterguy]

Ayep, it's apparently quite popular there. Well, as popular as death metal gets.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scandinavian_death_metal

So...

[absinthe-dot-ca.livejournal.com]

Something like this (http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/hallucinations.png)?

Re: So...

[thebitterguy]

Very much somthing like that.