A JLA Christmas

[thebitterguy]

Green Lantern: So, Ray, tell us what's reminiscent of the original Hannukah at this year's party?

Atom: Well, you see the dip? I brougth the dip, and I thought "well, there's no way this will be enough dip for everyone", but you see? There's still dip left; there was enough dip for everyone.

Green Lantern: That's because your dip tastes like crap. Everyone ate Ollie's dip, with the 'special herbs'.

Atom: My dip is great.

Green Lantern: What did you make it out of? Sour Cream and dried onion soup mix?

Atom: That's a secret family recipie.

Green Lantern: Jesus, how do you people manage to run the media?

Black Canary: Hal, I think you've had enough eggnog.

Green Lantern: Nah. My ring protects me from the effects of poisons, including alcohol.

Black Canary: Eggnog's yellow, you asshole.

Green Lantern: So, you're not going home with the hippy again, are you? His partner's a junkie, you know.


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Enlongated Man: So, J'onn, tell me about your Martian festival of lights.

Martian Manhunter: Truly, it was a glorious time. The cities would be lit up, and we would gather together to share reminiscences with our loved ones.

Enlongated Man: That's very sweet. It's very much like Christmas here.

Martian Manhunter: We would also gather together and sing songs, celebrating the time.

Enlongated Man: Man, it's a lot like Christmas.

Martian Manhunter: Yes, but the festival of lights would take place during the height of summer, as opposed to the middle of your winter.

Enlongated Man: Well, I suppose the seasons would be different on Mars...

Martian Manhunter: We would feast on meats, cooked over open flames, while drinking the ales of the land.

Enlongated Man: Barbecue? Beer?

Martian Manhunter: Then, we would go surfing.

Enlongated Man: You're not actually from Mars, are you? You're Australian.

Martian Manhunter: Kin yew keep a sikret, myte?


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Comments

[ludickid.livejournal.com]

Man, SeeBelow this!

I bet Martian Manhunter goes out drinking with Captain Boomerang and then totally snubs him when they meet in public.

CB: "Kimahn, myte! Ye kont irrist may! We 'ad Foas-tahs last noyt and talked abewt 'ow Yahoo Serious is undah-ryted!"

MM: "I don't know what you're talking about, villain."

[thebitterguy]

I realized that I never actually applied for membership in SB, so now we play the Waiting for calamityjon game.

The alternate punchline for the Martian Manhunter bit was for him to say "I can stretch and read minds, Dibney. Don't make me remind everyone how redundant you are."

[gamera-spinning.livejournal.com]

My bad for trying to eat yogurt and read this at the same time. Do you know what synthetic Harvest Peach feels like coming out your nose? Do you?!

[thebitterguy]

In fact, having had a particularly bad head cold last week, yes, I do.

[racing-girl.livejournal.com]

YUK!