A JLA Christmas

[thebitterguy]

Green Lantern: So, Ray, tell us what's reminiscent of the original Hannukah at this year's party?

Atom: Well, you see the dip? I brougth the dip, and I thought "well, there's no way this will be enough dip for everyone", but you see? There's still dip left; there was enough dip for everyone.

Green Lantern: That's because your dip tastes like crap. Everyone ate Ollie's dip, with the 'special herbs'.

Atom: My dip is great.

Green Lantern: What did you make it out of? Sour Cream and dried onion soup mix?

Atom: That's a secret family recipie.

Green Lantern: Jesus, how do you people manage to run the media?

Black Canary: Hal, I think you've had enough eggnog.

Green Lantern: Nah. My ring protects me from the effects of poisons, including alcohol.

Black Canary: Eggnog's yellow, you asshole.

Green Lantern: So, you're not going home with the hippy again, are you? His partner's a junkie, you know.


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Enlongated Man: So, J'onn, tell me about your Martian festival of lights.

Martian Manhunter: Truly, it was a glorious time. The cities would be lit up, and we would gather together to share reminiscences with our loved ones.

Enlongated Man: That's very sweet. It's very much like Christmas here.

Martian Manhunter: We would also gather together and sing songs, celebrating the time.

Enlongated Man: Man, it's a lot like Christmas.

Martian Manhunter: Yes, but the festival of lights would take place during the height of summer, as opposed to the middle of your winter.

Enlongated Man: Well, I suppose the seasons would be different on Mars...

Martian Manhunter: We would feast on meats, cooked over open flames, while drinking the ales of the land.

Enlongated Man: Barbecue? Beer?

Martian Manhunter: Then, we would go surfing.

Enlongated Man: You're not actually from Mars, are you? You're Australian.

Martian Manhunter: Kin yew keep a sikret, myte?


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